I buy myself Christmas gifts every year lol. Not ambien related anymore, now its on purpose! Just bought heated car seats because I’m worth it 
Shit i still do that now. Just not drunk. A box shows up and im like wtf did i order? Then open the box. Oh, batteries. Well, thats not exciting…
I think we’ve all been there. 
Lol! I miss it so much! Haven’t been able to play in like a year!
I was old school…Drunk guy watching infomercials. Ron Popiel and Billy Mays must have loved me. I even bought a bike from an infomercial while drunk. Also had like 6 feed the children kids, so I think my HP user my drinking for His purpose there. I got a bike and a whole mess of oxiclean out of the deal.
Love this!
That would likely make “ho, ho, ho” mean something different lol
I kid you not, I saw a bad Santa after the game yesterday. He was wasted. It was sad. My son, and other children, saw him. Ugh.