The ugliest moment of my live: I was sitting at the desk talking to a patient who wanted to check in for surgery. Seems like he didn’t brush his teeth correctly. While talking a little bit of WHATEVER flew over the desk right between my hands and landet on a sheet in front of me. Made my day.
I was nearly choking
I have a regular customer, that we call The sprinkler…you spend your entire time dodging saliva bullets…
Yeah man 100%. We thought about waiting for black Friday and said fuck that. I’d rather pay the extra 5-600 bucks for the stuff and not have to deal with all that insanity
The only place I went today was the
grocery store and it was amazing…No one was there haha
I like online but there’s something about walking out with all that stuff too though that just makes you feel like a million buckaroos
The dogs in my neighborhood have been at it for a solid 2 hours and I work the next 3 nights. I’m about to lose it.
I did black friday one year and never again. Most those deals continue thru the season. I bought my first flat screen and it stayed the same price at christmas…
TVs are the best price right before the superbowl. It’s been proven with science and stuff.
It’s the and stuff that makes it rocket science 
Yes, I posted this on the need to laugh thread yesterday!! LOVED this!!!
You know… I’m the type of twisted that would try that shit.
Saliva bullets. Oh that sounds awful!!
It is…nice gentleman…overly moist talker