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Reminds me of something said by (I believe) Lewis Grizzard, “I’m not getting married again. I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and buy her a house.”
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That’s me cooking bacon. One second, there’s only a teeny amount of fat left.
874 milliseconds later, fire alarm: BEEEP! BEEEEEEEEEEP!
seriously I’m just going to cook bacon outside. 
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