Protip: cook your bacons in the oven. 
Clearly the round shape of the Pizza indicates that everyone is equal when it comes to the enjoyment of the Pizza. Think of Arthur’s Round Table. None were greater than another. So is it when one approaches the Pizza.
The square box indicates that the greatness of the Pizza is to make its way to all four corners of the earth. All shall know of its greatness.
The triangle nature of the Slice indicates that it is to be enjoyed by the trinity of humanity: the father, mother, and child. This brings the understanding of the Pizza Slice down from its universal nature of the circle and world understanding of the square, and down into a more intimate understanding of the individual. For while the Pizza is there for all, it must be approached on an individual level to truly understand its greatness.
(and now I can die with peace and satisfaction, because I’m sure this is the most epic thing I have ever written. My contribution to humanity is complete. 
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As above, so below.
Truly you are the One the elders spoke of in the prophecies… 
I’ve underestimated you. That was perfect. And only in 3 short paragraphs. My vocabulary is not as epic and yours. But “Epic” that most certainly was!!
Thank you for the clarification.
Now I forgot what I was coming on here to post 
You got toast? Mine always came on soggy Wonder bread. 
Omg I died laughing! Epic!
