I think we have to raise moose babies at the top of the CN Tower so we can test the floor when they’re fully grown. They’re easier to transport while young. But can that level accommodate the raising of 35 moose throughout their lifespan? We’ll also have to organize transporting all that food up, and all that… used food… down.
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Teleportation! Simple.
Edit, ooops sorry wrong universe!
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Mar. 6th mind blowing random thought of the day: In 2001, the theme song “Can We Fix It?” from the children’s television program ‘Bob the Builder’ was number 1 on the UK Singles Chart.
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Let’s work on making the next one “Those High Flyin’ Moose”. Think 10 little monkeys, but catchier with a dash of rock 'n roll, and instead of falling off the bed, they find themselves on the glass floor observation deck of the CN Tower. When the 35th moose does so, it gives way and they briefly set Guinness World Records for most simultaneous flying moose, and highest flying moose.
Yeah I’m not ready to give this one up yet.
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Yes, well. Just goes to show how meaningful the UK charts actually are doesn’t it? 
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Those wacky Canadians!
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We’re wacky but we’re creative! Lol
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That looks like Ohio in the winter of 67!
Mar. 7th mind blowing random thought of the day: In 2015, a fake painting of “Reclining Nude” by Amedeo Modigliani which sold for $170 million is on display at the Gallery of Modern Art in Scotland because its 17th century Italian frame is valuable.
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Or start buying old looking frames…
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Mar. 8th mind blowing random thought of the day: The Oxford English Dictionary credits the Beastie Boys band members for coining the term “mullet.”
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Mar. 9th mind blowing random thought of the day: Inventor Nikola Tesla would refuse to speak to women who wore pearls.
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This just makes me wonder if he spoke to any men wearing pearls.
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Something is up with the pearls. Maybe they have some sort of mythical property he didn’t like.
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Mar. 10th mind blowing random thought of the day : Bison vote democratically on where to migrate by facing in the desired direction and majority wins.
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Mar. 11th mind blowing random thought of the day: In 1900, croquet was an Olympic sporting event, and only ever had one spectator.
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Mar. 12th mind blowing random thought of the day: Actor Pierce Brosnan’s contract for playing James Bond forbade him from wearing a tuxedo in any other film during his tenure as the character.
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Mar. 13th mind blowing random thought of the day: President Richard Nixon could play 5 instruments: the piano, violin, clarinet, accordion, and saxophone.
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Mar. 14th mind blowing random thought of the day: Ruth Graves Wakefield, who invented the chocolate chip cookie in 1938, sold the recipe rights to Nestle for only $1.
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