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His publishing house, or pube-lishing house? 
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good puns! I dig.
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Jun. 2nd mind blowing random thought of the day: During the 13th century, a female actress named Joan de Mailly disguised herself as a man and as such, managed to move up in the ranks of the Catholic church hierarchy until she was eventually elected pope. She remained head of the church until she died in childbirth during a procession, revealing her true gender. The Vatican removed Joan from its official lists and later crafted a ritual to ensure that all future popes were male. In the 16th century, Siena Cathedral featured a bust of Joan alongside other pontiffs, but was later removed due to protests.
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Whatever this is, I’m pretty certain it’s not dignified enough to be called a ritual. “Maybe if we burn incense and chant while you guys check out the goods it will be, like, legit, you know?”
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I shouldn’t ask.
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Yeah, probably some sort of hernia check test…
Now turn your head and shout, “Hallelujah.”
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Jun. 1st mind blowing random thought of the day: The Disney logo is not based on Walt’s own signature, but is rather an employee’s stylized version who used to sign fan mail on Walt’s behalf. The signature became so iconic that Walt Disney had difficulty signing his own autographs as he tried to mimic the famous writing style.
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I used to burp constantly, nearly choked twice though. Be careful with mozzarella, that shit lethal
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Jun. 3rd mind blowing random thought of the day: There is no term limit set in the US Constitution for the vice presidency.
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Jun. 4th mind blowing random thought of the day: It is illegal in Natoma, Kansas to throw knives at a man wearing a striped suit.
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…is it legal to throw knives at other people?
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In some places, apparently as long as they’re not wearing a striped suit!
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Or being a man. I guess it’s OK to throw knives at women in striped suits?
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Definitely. If I saw a woman in a striped suit in Natoma, I would be throwing every knife at her.
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Jun. 5th mind blowing random thought of the day: The Apple logo has a bite taken out of it simply so that it would not be mistaken as a cherry.
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Now it’s a cherry with bird bite taken out of it.
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Jun. 6th mind blowing random thought of the day: The small amount of toothpaste that is squeezed onto a toothbrush is called a “nurdle.”
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If someone ever tries to correct me for not saying “nurdle”, they’re going to get a nurdle in the eye…
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