Mind Blowing Random Thoughts

I had a buddy, a confirmed bachelor, who shares three kids with 2 different ex’s. Then he dated several women, and no more kids. I asked him what happened, and what he said cracked me up:

“I saved a ton of money on child support, by switching to vasectomy”

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Got me on that one. I knew I had a meaning in there somewhere. Thanks @MikeSeekingHope!

Nov. 22nd mind blowing random thought of the day: Russia spreads over 11 different time zones. When on the western side it is 7am, on the eastern side it is 6pm.

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It sucks having your eyes dialated for an exam. Never understood why this is done.

I know it’s an annoyance but it’s important for them to properly examine the retina, optic nerve etc. I have to have it done too annually, and so does my preschooler, since he was age one. He especially hates it but it’s for his health :blush:

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Nov. 23rd mind blowing random thought of the day: Between 1811 and 1812, 3 earthquakes shook the New Madrid fault line along Missouri with a magnitude of 7.5 to 8, which pushed water into a basin that led to the formation of Reelfoot Lake in Tiptonville, Tennessee.

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Nov. 24th mind blowing random thought of the day: The Pudu deer is the world’s smallest species of deer. Living in bamboo thickets in order to hide from predators, they only weigh up a total of 12 kilograms.

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Theres 2 dads sitting at a park they both have daughters. one daughter keeps falling down and losing balance. they are sitting on a bench talking. and one dad says to the other “hey is that your daughter that keeps falling down?” and he replies “no thats my daughter that keeps getting back up”

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Nov. 25th mind blowing random thought of the day: When a person loses weight, the body breaks down fat cells into carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen atoms. Approx. 80% of those atoms are turned into carbon dioxide and are then exhaled through the lungs.

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So overpopulation is a cause of climate change? :thinking:

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surplus population

:shushing_face::rofl::rofl:


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:joy::joy::joy: must be!

Nov. 26th mind blowing random thought of the day: For the 2014 film ‘Interstellar,’ physicist Kip Thorne helped design a computer simulation of a black hole that ended up being so accurate that he gained new insight about them and published 3 scientific papers on his findings that won him the 2017 Nobel Prize.

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Stellar fact dude!

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True. Great movie as well, if you havent seen it.

Nov. 27th mind blowing random thought of the day: Point Nemo located in the South Pacific is the furthest point from any terrestrial life on Earth, as it is approx. 1,670 miles away from the nearest landmass.

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When the space station passes overhead they are typically the closest human beings to that point.

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Good question. I’m not an expert on ocean currents, but trade/sailing routes follow the currents. There are “dead spots” in the ocean where boats are less likely to sail because the current would not favor them. I’m not sure where this location falls. However, the ISS is 254 miles away from earth’s surface, so I bet they’d have a pretty good chance of being the closest.

I read this the other day is the only reason I brought it up. I could probably find it again

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