One more time 4 anyone who wants to listen it. It did help me so much . Just this song …
Good night 
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Yes but woke up to … none of your business 
Gonna fall asleep with it
As are you…hold on , don’t let go…
One foot in front the other…m
Your gonna b ok
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What would we be without music?
It always lift me up!
This one is my favorite, tattoed a piece of the songtext on my arm.
Have a good day today! 
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So far so good…
Still good… Hold on…
Beautiful…
And then …
So today was a real blast, it all started out pretty well and I went to see the river that runs through the town of Podgorica, it was a real nice place to see.
Only when I went uphill from the river I came on private property and I did not have my passport with me.
So there were five undercover agents and they thought with my tattoos and my arm in cast and my belly in which I was shot, that I was a hired assassin, or there to kill somebody or smuggle weapons explosives or drugs. I end it up visiting four police stations, they asked me to do a polygraph and then they came with me with six undercover agents to check the apartments for weapons drugs and I don’t know what.
The first Agents lied that I try to run away, called me a military killer and I was taken in for questioning and then they took me to another station and I paid the fine for not having a passport and they let me go.
If not when I walked out the door another undercover car came crossing around the corner in a hurry to take me back in.
I had to tell them my whole Life Story and in the end the last five officers where really Nice. I answered every question honestly and they went with me to check the apartments and then they said we wish you a good vacation. It was suspicious for them because there are not many tourists in this city they said. ( And the first agents lied about that I was running )
They looked through my phone over and over and over and over and over again, and only the officers at the last police station that was the ( I think ) the unit that goes over organized crime weapons and drugs we’re good people. They had a good laugh at the end when they discovered that I was a poet, play the clarinet, write songs and really was a tourist.
So getting arrested in a Montenegro , bucket list check. Being accused of being an assassin, check. Being in a scary dark special unit van … check.
Apartment swipe for all kinds of things, check.
But I kept faith and prayed to God that everything would be okay…
In the end it was…
My vacation budget is down to 15 EU because I got ripped on all sides but hey I’m free and I’m not a terrorist
Just another day in my life, not all those who wander are lost… Today I felt a bit lost.
I wonder why? 
They offered me a cigarette at the last police station and I did take it but I’m not going to reset my cigarette counting, I think that’s only fair after today.
In the back of a terrorist squad van…
Now back at the swiped appartement… Tired but still… This was really another #050nl kind of adventure I guess …
Got like 30 euro left pffff , 40€ fine and 600 , but he , I am sober and alive
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Wow! What a day. You can’t make this shit up. Glad you’re safe and sober.
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Safe, sound and really poor 
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It was in the aftermath a real “joostie” thing to happen and fortunately the last group of agents were fair and cool
I saved up a year for this and got screwed due not carrieing passport and after that … Pffff what an adventure @Girlinterrupted … Maybe you jinxed me ze:joy:
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I will prevail !!! Just nasty that I got ripped and was made out for assassin, killer and arms dealer… I even showed my TS account for my clean days
@ any filthy rich members … Support a bro
No , just kidding I will make due , I always do in the end. Survived the streets for a decade…
But I will not be out for dinners potato and deep-fried shit I guess rest of the next 7 days
But for real, I guess God had this planned just to humble the me in me
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Spanning en sensatie Joost. Next time bring your goddamned passport!
En als je wat nodig hebt laat het me weten. Ik ben filthy rich as you know.
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Uhuh… I took a picture of it before I got out but the first 3 police squads were to corrupt and I am just glad that I am here eating now eating for 8€
I guess sometimes when you wander you do get lost, but I prayed to God all day and after the terrorist unit cleared me , it was all good.
They had a good chuckle when they really saw who I was… And I was fairly honest about my past and accepted the polygraph and signed for a warrant to search the appartment…
What a day you can say…
It will become a nice poem
One of the agents with the anti terrorist squad was in Scheveningen Holland Just a week ago and in the end we had a good laugh…
Is there a tank in your bathroom or bwzooka in the fridge they said …
And all ends like a real 050nl thing in the end !
Payed corrupted cops, thrown in dark holes and finaly cleared!!!
I go to the appartment now and tuk in for today…
One can only have so much in a day
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Mad day out. Glad you’re safe.
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Holy fuck, that’s one interesting day
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Wow, never a dull moment in your life 
I’m not filty rich, but if I can help you know where to find me.
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To kind you are
If I don’t miss my flight 
again next week I guess I am going to be ok. Just not so much boat trips etc but I know how to manage a good day even with less than imagined. So that’s the goal now 
Much love and have a good one today my TS clan
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Thnx gap, en hoe moest ik dat dan weten alleen als ik echt in de knoei kom.
Er zit ook een mooie les in de hummbleness en back to basics . Wat trips afzeggen is jammer maar ik ben alleen bang dat ik straks niet thuis kom ofzo… Die agenten waren zo gemeen en corrupt dat ik nu al opzie tegen de check voor m’n terug vlucht en er dan ineens weer iets mis is. Bij de douane ofzo achter hun schermpjes en ineens met nog meer boetes komen.
Maar in God we trust
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Uh any UK members who can tell me if I do need a official PCR test result for when I go back and transit at London ? Or can I make a self test movie and show that result in the phone?
I have an old official PCR but that’s 11 days old then but I am vaccinated
Not an UK member here, but I read the appropriate official UK site: Here’s what it states:
Before travel to England
If you will be transiting through England, you need to do the following before you travel:
- take a COVID-19 test
- complete the passenger locator form
If you will be transiting landside through England you need to do the following when you complete your passenger locator form.
- select ‘Stay in the UK’ under the Your travel plans section
- reply ‘I will be travelling for an exempt reason’ to the question about whether you are required to self-isolate on arrival
- select the Exemption options, and then select ‘Transit Exemption’
This includes if you are transiting onto the Channel Islands or the Isle of Man. You may need to show evidence of onward travel and where you will be staying at the border .
When you transit through England to international destinations
You do not need to quarantine on arrival or take a COVID-19 test on or before day 2 and day 8. This applies if you are transiting airside or landside.
You must either:
- remain within your port of entry until your departure from England, or
- travel directly from your port of entry to another port of departure in England
Makes me think you do need a test. And you need to fill in the form. But I might be mistaken. Maybe a native speaker and UK citizen like @littlemisschatterbox can confirm this.
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@littlemisschatterbox from out Montenegro… My flight changed… at first I would not transit at UK but now I have to. I know about the passenger form but I don’t know if I need an expensive PCR test from a commercial location here or maybe just a spike test which is cheaper (20) …or do a rapid test under supervision or film it the day before departure
Getting leached out pffff …
And I’m under budgeting service in Holland so I used my last savings to undo yesterday’s corrupt agents an fines and had a bit money wired thrue western union. But Ryan charges also 55 euros for not checking in online and after missing the the first flight at Eindhoven couz server was down and ended up rerouted for 350 now I am just scared I guess that I end up stuck somewhere…
At least here it’s cheaper to go and eat out then buy groceries in the store… Except when I would make 4k pasta at once and eat nothing else
I guess I’m still a bit sturred up due to yesterday and now I see all kinds of bears lying on the road
But the appartment owner offered me a free boat trip to skadar lake today for my unfortunate day yesterday
… So really blessed I do get to see this beautiful place.
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