RIP Chuck Norris

[Englishd]

“Chuck Norris got sober on willpower alone.”

RIP to a meme/quote legend.

Lets have your best Chuck Norris quotes

[Jaybeeem]

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

[Alexh666]

“Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.”

[Englishd]

[mxelle]

I already reignited the old thread. But great minds think alike.

[mxelle]

@Englishd

“Chuck Norris got sober on willpower alone.”

Willpower got nowhere without Chuck Norris.

[Englishd]

I knew you would find your way here!!

[McDude]

Crass, but my favorite has always been, “Chuck Norris’s ejaculate leaves an exit wound.”

[2JTravNZ]

Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

[Mike_Gee]

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out

[JasonFisher]

R.I.P. Grim reaper. He met Chuck Norris today.

[BeautifulandBrave]

My husband is currently obsessed with all the RIP Chuck Norris media circling. I didnt realise this wasn’t Chuck Norris so I am struggling to relate

[Starlight14]

[Mike_Gee]

Chuck Norris doesnt flush the toilet, he scares the shit out if it..

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird ..

When dirt gets hurt, it rubs Chuck Norris on it.

[Englishd]

Chuck Norris opened up the pearly gates for God

[Mike_Gee]

Chuck Norris can make fire by rubbing two ice cubes together

[Englishd]

Chuck Norris ate Shooter McGavin for breakfast

[Mike_Gee]

Chuck Norris was only wrong once in his life, and that was because he thought he made a mistake.

[Mike_Gee]

Chuck Norrises tears cure cancer, too bad he has never cried.

[mxelle]

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.