Knock knock
Who’s there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose me. Did you drop this?
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knock knock,
Who’s there?
Amazon, I’ll just leave it on your doorstep unsigned for anyone to pick up because of your covid arse.
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Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo
My kids current favorite.
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you’ve got paranoia, no one knocked on your door 
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Honestly If someone did I would probably hide under my bed until they leave.
We live outside the village in a small area with three houses.
No one comes here uninvited or before calling first because we’re off grid from everything,and it’ll be a waste of time if we aren’t at home.
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Who’s there?
Camaro
Camaro who?
Camaro wanna show you something.
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Knock knock;
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Naa, I use Google.
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You’re right I do!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joe momma man!
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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can better!
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I’m born here, well in the neighbor village. I think big cities with huge apartment complex looks really cozy. I would love the closeness to everything a city offers, I’ve thought about living in a big city like Paris or London or more preferably something close to the ocean many times it seems like the ultimate a dream.
But every time I travel from here, it’s enough to just go to the close small cities all the people stresses me out. We have a slow pace here and I guess it’s in my blood. To me it’s unbelievable that people run for their commute, like a tram or a bus when it comes a new one in 10 minutes. If you miss the buss here, it might come a new one next day. Or depending where you going next week. We don’t have a railway to our village and to take the bus in need to walk a 15 mins walk into the village. 
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Oh myh! That’s sounds totally crazy. But it’s funny you live in my dream scenery and I live in yours. We should make a swap for like two weeks when the world opens again. Australia and all your dangerous animals and insects are making me a bit nervous, we don’t have anything comparable here. We have Jellyfish but no poisonous ones, we have a poisonous fish, but it’s not that bad it won’t kill you.
No dangerous snakes, no dangerous insects. A good thing with the cold weather I guess
It might be, I mostly watch 80s 90s action movies, preferably with a half naked well pumped Sylvester Stallone (Rambo 
) can’t get better than that
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow- MOOOO
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why you crying?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jew
Jew who?
Jew see that falling star?
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This one is my little guys favourite lol. His only one actually, and he tells it over and over 
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Knock knock
Who’s there
Chicken
Chicken who?
Just chicken on you!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the idiots house
Knock knock
Who’s there?
The chicken
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