Exactly, that’s why I chose the way I did 
Congratulations Stevie, you have reached level 9000 in “dad jokes”
Please claim you prizes, a florescent green nylon fanny pack and black velcro strapped sneakers.
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This is what happens when the talk takes on a political tinge. It’s called a diversion.
“Please claim you prizes, a florescent green nylon fanny pack and black velcro strapped sneakers.”
I may be wearing it, but I can still kick some major ass.
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Oh that’s a little hard because I like some of Kanye West’s older albums… But definitely:
Rod Stewart, Elton John, Kanye West
Wait, let me Google search what rod Stewart looks like these days
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I was about to say I’ll keep it, guess I have issues
I’d snog Elton (to get it over with), Marry Rod (as I do like some music), avoid Kayne (just because he’s annoying) but in hindsight I wouldn’t do anything as they’re all men
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I’ve never heard it called snog!
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When I played football in America they knew 
Am I allowed to make dad jokes yet?
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Patience young grasshopper, not quite yet.
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Pmsl! That’s funny!
I only knew snog because of Harry Potter
Snog Stewart, marry Elton John, avoid Kanye- so annoying plus I’m pretty sure he’s broke anyway lol.
When I saw the word “snog,” I had to open this thread to figure out what it meant. Lol.
I really need to visit the UK.
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