Sober Family Fued

Enough about toilet paper… Let’s play Family Feud! You CANNOT use my answers. Your answers MUST be different. Alright, let’s see who’s going to follow the directions- hold your finger over the text until the copy tab pops up. Go to your status and hold your finger down until the paste tab pops up. Replace my answers with yours… Let’s Play FAMILY FEUD!!!
Ok here we go :rofl:

  1. Something people hate to find on their windshield? Bird shit

  2. Something a man might buy before going on date? Flowers

  3. Something you cook in the microwave? Lean cuisine

  4. An item found in an old man’s wallet? AARP card

  5. Something always stocked in the refrigerator? Milk

  6. An item found in grandma’s purse? Quarters

  7. A fruit that isn’t round? Strawberry

  8. Favorite number? Sorry none

  9. Something you put on a Christmas tree? Angel

  10. Something you find in a car glove box? In mine? Cars owners manual

  11. Five people you think will play this? Don’t know

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Thanks @ReneeAnn
Ok here we go :rofl:

  1. Something people hate to find on their windshield? Parking ticket
  2. Something a man might buy before going on date? Protection :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
  3. Something you cook in the microwave? Chocolate Cake
  4. An item found in an old man’s wallet? Lucky coin
  5. Something always stocked in the refrigerator? Ice cubes
  6. An item found in grandma’s purse? Moth balls :grinning:
  7. A fruit that isn’t round? Banana
  8. Favorite number? 23
  9. Something you put on a Christmas tree? Tinsel
  10. Something you find in a car glove box? An old rag
  11. Five people you think will play this? @Dolse71 @C_8 @Desire2ChangeToday @KevinesKay and @Mno
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  • Something people hate to find on their windshield? Frost
  • Something a man might buy before going on date? Breath mints
  • Something you cook in the microwave? Baked beans
  • An item found in an old man’s wallet? Photo
  • Something always stocked in the refrigerator? Store bought eggs
  • An item found in grandma’s purse? Candy
  • A fruit that isn’t round? Pineapple
  • Favorite number? 2
  • Something you put on a Christmas tree? Ornaments
  • Something you find in a car glove box? Tissues
  • Five people you think will play this? No idea. Let’s see …
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Something people hate to find on their windshield?, a pedestrian.
Something a man might buy before going on date? clean underwear.
Something you cook in the microwave? porridge.
An item found in an old man’s wallet? Photo of grand kids.
Something always stocked in the refrigerator? margarine.
An item found in grandma’s purse?A parma violet
A fruit that isn’t round? fruit bat
Favorite number? 1
Something you put on a Christmas tree? expectation
Something you find in a car glove box? empty cd cases.
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  1. Something people hate to find on their windshield? A crack
  2. Something a man might buy before going on date? new boxers
  3. Something you cook in the microwave? I don’t use a microwave but a potato?
  4. An item found in an old man’s wallet? weather’s original wrapper
  5. Something always stocked in the refrigerator? vitamins
  6. An item found in grandma’s purse? candy
  7. A fruit that isn’t round? Raspberry
  8. Favorite number? 2
  9. Something you put on a Christmas tree? Lights
  10. Something you find in a car glove box? Hand sanitizer
  11. Five people you think will play this? all the peeps
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  • Something people hate to find on their windshield? Bird poo
  • Something a man might buy before going on date? Viagra
  • Something you cook in the microwave? Micro chips
  • An item found in an old man’s wallet? Bus pass
  • Something always stocked in the refrigerator? Tomato ketchup
  • An item found in grandma’s purse? Bus pass
  • A fruit that isn’t round? Avocado
  • Favorite number? 12
  • Something you put on a Christmas tree? Angel
  • Something you find in a car glove box? Insurance documents
  • Five people you think will play this? No idea. Let’s see … :slightly_smiling_face::slightly_smiling_face:
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  1. Something people hate to find on their windshield? Parking ticket
  2. Something a man might buy before going on date? Gum
  3. Something you cook in the microwave? Rice
  4. An item found in an old man’s wallet? Photo of wife
  5. Something always stocked in the refrigerator? Cheese
  6. An item found in grandma’s purse? Mint
  7. A fruit that isn’t round? Banana
  8. Favorite number? 3
  9. Something you put on a Christmas tree? Balls :joy:
  10. Something you find in a car glove box? Road map
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Do people still actually use physical maps? I fear for the new generations they have no cause to remember telephone numbers are unable to navigate to a destination editor a satnav etc. They don’t know that they’re born!! :joy::+1::slightly_smiling_face:

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  • Something people hate to find on their windshield? A note that someone hit your car.
  • Something a man might buy before going on date? Flowers.
  • Something you cook in the microwave? Hot Pockets.
  • An item found in an old man’s wallet? Old coin.
  • Something always stocked in the refrigerator? Mustard
  • An item found in grandma’s purse? Loose change.
  • A fruit that isn’t round? Avocado
  • Favorite number? 6
  • Something you put on a Christmas tree? Star.
  • Something you find in a car glove box? Napkins.

haha i dunno, it was just what came to mind…
Showing my age… :sweat_smile:

To be honest I still have an A to Z in the glove box of my van. An A to Z being a map book in the UK that is region specific that has all the road names listed alphabetically, giving a page number in which your can give the road tar you are looking for.
Sorry I’m not assuming that you’re daft it was just incase you don’t have such a thing in your country.
I’m also showing my age! :joy::joy::+1::slightly_smiling_face:

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