Sober Selfies #14 (shirts required, please review rules)

Holy crap bro that plant is Metal AF!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl: Super pretty how big do they get???

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Once planted outdoors, it’ll grow up to 20 feet! And usually it produces offshoots, so I’ll have this big cluster of spiky death in my yard.

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Good morning Everyone. Slow day in the shop and i won’t complain after the week we had. Kickin back in the parts area for now :sunglasses:

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That’s freaking awesome wow!!!

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Fuk bro you gave it a name right? Love it :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

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If the band Slayer was a houseplant. :joy:

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I haven’t. Very few of my plants are named, can’t force it though - it’s always something that comes to me spontaneously. Hasn’t happened here. Maybe it will.

I think only ~5 plants of my 30-35+ have names

La Gordita
El Gordo
Kermit the Frog’s Butthole
Skeeter Valentine
La Araña

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Thing looks medieval

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:rofl::rofl:

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I would imagine planting it is an experience akin to trying to pet a porcupine. I think I’d rather walk into a den of hungry lions wearing a 3-piece pork chop suit, than to handle that plant.

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You need special ultra-thick kevlar gloves for it.

It still got me. My entire hand was throbbing for 10 minutes or so, like it had been stomped on.

I said it in the plant thread, but if anyone breaks into my place during the night…I’m grabbing this (by the pot, of course) and swinging.

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You look like your deep in thought. Nice pic though :heart_eyes::rofl::rofl:

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Night train to Amsterdam

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Love it absolutely get it on waiting.

Maybe this will inspire the name
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This lady went thru almost 3 years of Hell with me! Still around loving me and living a life of recovery together now.

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2 years…24 Months – 104 Weeks – 730 Days – 17,520 Hours – 1,051,200 Minutes –
63,007,200 Seconds

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Congratulations to you! I’m super stoked for you. You are freaking awesome i hope you enjoyed your day

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