The more stupid the joke, the harder I will laugh.
A felon, a pedo, and a priest walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
What’s white and csnt climb a tree?
What’s red and really bad for your teeth?
I have a dirty joke for you…
A white horse fell in the mud
My life is one
Whats a robot do after sex?
Nutz n boltz
Throwing acid is wrong, in some people’s eyes.
The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, “This changes everything”.
I’ve spent the last four years looking for my ex-wife’s killer, but no-one will do it…My ex-wife told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy… so I got drunk… hopefully one of these zingers brought you a chuckle
Love to all people who commented on this! Definitely had a good laugh