Even then you wouldnāt find a chink in my armour, as itās Adamintine impervious to all mortal threats, although, sugar, vinegar and water spray really fucks it up
I am the god of creepy crawlies, well not the actual God, more like the lesser demi god third class twice removed, basically a human, well sort of in the loosest terms.
Desist with your nastiness or I will summon a plague of council workmen, who will achieve nothing other getting in your way and totally fucking up your game plan &
@Lezourez ok time out friends. Letās get back to the moth. Are you telling me the female has no wings and stuck at home raising the kids? While the male can fly the f&&k anywhere it wants. Humph! What was Mother Nature thinking?
I actually wanted to use a different emoji for your post - not saying which one, you shall forever wonder about that.
PS: I hate this thread. Itās way too dangerous a territory. Every time you answer me @Lezourez I risk stumbling onto a nasty picture. You are doing that on purpose!
Itās a Juvenile common house spider or American house spider (Parasteatoda tepidariorum)
They only grow up to 10mm ish and are beautiful with the banding on the legs, as they get older their body turns brown
Possibly my favourite native spooder 2nd only to the Zebra jumping spider (Salticus scenicus) which rarely get to 9mm in the UK
I thought to humour @Lezourez with another spider pic. Turns out on closer inspection they have six legs and two feelers! Pic taken in the Texas Hill Country 7 year ago.
Edit: Google lens helped me determine them as wheel bug nymphs, which are a type of assassin beetle with a nasty sting. But deemed beneficial as they prey on pests.
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in the likes bar, asking for a friend 
Never spotted the juvenile before.
