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Skidding to a halt to survey the scene, the snarling ugly cur immediately taking notice of the overly confident dwarf. Out of the corner of his eye Moritus spies that clever halfling creeping toward the flank of the creature but trending toward the shadows as the lengthen in the setting sun.

The lips hidden in his thick red beard pucker to a high whistle. “HEY!!! You must have suckled at the teet of the ugliest bitch this side of Neverwinter. That thing on your back must be the fattest tick, I have yet to lay eyes on.”

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Roll intelligence 1d20.

The Goblin Commando seems more in control of himself than the other stupid wretches.

@discobot roll 1d20

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:game_die: 12

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Roll stealth 1d20

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The group instinctively splits and starts to form a semi-circle around the wretched goblin and his beast.

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Suddenly everybody can hear sound of lute from far. It’s bard Mortimer arriving and playing song of inspiration :sweat_smile:
@discobot roll 1d20

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:game_die: 3

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Your voice cracks in the song and you play a few notes wrong, but you’re able to plunk out a few lame chords. Everyone else side glances at you quizzically, but keeps most of their attention on the the goblin commando

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(Just him or everyone in the group?)

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@discobot roll 1d20

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:game_die: 1

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While everyone is looking at the singing loon, Mylos circles around behind the goblin with his Scimitar. He attacks the goblin from behind.

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You stub your toe and fall on your face near the goblin commando. He turns his attention to you.

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@discobot roll 1d20

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:game_die: 18

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I pick myself up and get ready to shillelagh if I can find a stick

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I take the form of a wolf and quickly back away and take a defensive posture assessing the situation.

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After his “dramatic” entrance Mortimer decide to watch whole situation from nearest bushes :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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You suddenly realize that the halfling that fell on his face is not a halfling, but a gnome.

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The commando attacks @matt! He lashes out with his dogslicer and the goblin dog bites at him.

@discobot roll 2d20

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