The Stupid Polls thread (Part 1)

To Trim or Not to Trim

  • Trim body hair from time to time
  • Let it go wild

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I am firmly on team waffle, especially if the waffles are paired with fried chicken.

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I got typhus when I was overseas. Apparently, I inhaled an infected flea, which lodged in my right lung, and that was it. Fever, chills, pneumonia like symptoms…and for the next two years was coughing up stuff like a two-pack a day smoker. Worse, during that time I literally caught every cold bug that was going around.

Had scarlet fever when I was 12. That sucked for week. Had to spend 24 hours in an ice bath to keep the fever from cooking my brain. But I was young and snapped back quick.

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At least it wasnt lupus.

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It’s never lupus.

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Unless it is. And then its lupus.

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That’s why I said prison style no holding back. That means if they lose you dont stop. I was making it extra scary

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  • Popeyes new chicken sandwich
  • Chic fil a sandwich

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Fuck chic fil A

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I’ll weigh in later this week re the sandwich #missiontrysammich

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I’ve had neither, so I’ll need to go try em first :wink:

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Maybe something people outside the USA can answer, lol.

Scariest bird to get in a fight with:

  • Rooster
  • Hawk
  • Ostrich
  • Penguin

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YouTube “eagle vs goat” :grimacing:

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Haven’t tried Chic Fil A. Did get the spicy chicken at Popeyes a couple weeks back and O. M. G. Too salty! (and I like salty)

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Ostriches are just goofy velociraptors. An ostrich can run you down and kill you.

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Geese. Hands down the meanest birds

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I like all the chicken, except Popeyes. KFC, Bojangles, CFA, Maryland, all good. Everytime, and I mean EVERYtime I eat Popeyes, I get a raging case of the trots. If I want to do a colon cleanse I’ll eat it, but otherwise not.

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True story, I wrote a short story in middle school (not even written as a comedy) where ostriches did exactly that. It was in bizarre circumstances, but I pulled it off well enough that the teacher picked it out to read to the class. The original instruction was to craft a story that explained a series of cheques sent.

I just want to see if someone is willing to suspend logic to boost a penguin’s self esteem.

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Back in the early 2000’s, I worked on a corporate campus that had several landscaped ponds, which attracted the geese. They pooped everywhere, and got real aggressive when they had goslings about. Somewhat entertaining to watch a saleswoman dressed to the nines trying to outrun a couple of geese from her BMW to the front door of the building.

One day, I had to leave to go meet customer and the geese were just milling about my car. I tried to thread the needle to get in, but this big goose wasn’t having it. He squared up, starts honking and flapping his wings and charges.

I roundhouse kicked his goose ass about ten feet. Got in my car and thought, “that was Ninja”.

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Totally ninja

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