The Stupid Polls thread (Part 1)

How does that not sound delicious?

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Needs maple syrup

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Looks like we are putting up our fake tree this weekend. Where did my life go wrong?

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In 2020 I think lol. But seriously we need all the Christmas cheer we can get this year!!

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That’s our reasoning right now

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We’re getting a fake tree this year too. I’ve never had a fake one. My hubby says I took too long taking it down last year and he doesn’t wanna go thru the mess again with the needles everywhere. It was only the 2nd week in January. :rofl: :rofl:

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You’re trapped in an elevator for an extended period of time. Which type of music would you LEAST like to hear on repeat:

  • Jazz
  • Country
  • Christmas music
  • Rap
  • Classical/instrumental

0 voters

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Considering my son is destructo-man a fake tree was our only option. It doesn’t look that bad tbh.

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Fuck. Thanks for reminding me that ryder is also Techno Destructo. I forgot till just now. Lol He broke many a ornaments last year

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I would have said Reggae if it was an option. Settled for jazz tho

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So I was thinking of James ( @ifs ) and was going to post in the MIA thread to ask about him. Thanks to your poll and our mutual hatred of Christmas music I now know he’s around :smiley:. Thanks Salty, hope you’re more or less OK James.

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Pick a number

  • 21
  • 17
  • 14
  • 7
  • 3

0 voters

How tired is Derek after him and his wife hosted Thanksgiving?

  • He welcomes death

0 voters

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How old were you when you found out/stopped believing in Santa

  • 5 or under
  • 6-8
  • 9-10
  • 11-13
  • 13-17
  • Still believe.
  • I don’t subscribe to your commercialized pagan holidays

0 voters

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I was a sneaky and unsupervised child. I found Santa’s stash pretty early on in life.

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What do you mean? Santa is, always has been, and will forever be real!

Ho ho ho :santa::santa::santa:

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@Edmund
:fist_right::fist_left: :raised_hands:
:rofl:

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My older sister told me santa didn’t exist on Christmas eve when I was 8. She also wrote me a letter from the tooth fairy and I recognised her handwriting. She has a lot to answer for!

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Your sister is a liar! :santa:

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When watching streaming media (Netflix, Hulu, Prime etc.) Which do you prefer?

  • Movies
  • Episodic Shows

0 voters

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