The Stupid Polls thread (Part 2)

When I first got sober I was 12 meetings a week. Nowadays I like to get to 3 and also have a service commitment. If I only did one meeting a week I probably would not have stayed sober.

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You’ve been visited by a djinn and he is allowing you choose one of the following super powers, which one are you choosing?

  • Make anyone around you have uncontrollable flatulence
  • You can blow up any sized inflatable in one breath
  • You can read the mind of anyone named Buck
  • Guess anyone’s middle name and be correct 25% of the time
  • Grow one inch taller on command
  • Make any cat retrieve a slice of cheese at any time
  • Always have 5 Chuck E. Cheese tokens in your pocket.
  • Teleport to Felton Deleware whenever you want (but you cannot teleport back)

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I already have two co workers and a boss in mind, and I haven’t even left for work yet

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What is your song & movie taste?

  • Oldscool
  • Mostly oldschool — some new/trending
  • Mixed / neutral
  • Mostly new/trending — some oldschool
  • New/trending

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Except for Baby it’s cold outside! I Play that song all year longđŸ€Ș

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I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
  • I own a bicycle
  • I don’t own a bicycle

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I’ve actually been thinking of investing in buying one soon

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I really like this.

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Right? It’s a cool concept. Innovation is really a leap of technology and technique, but also a leap of faith: let’s go do something new.

This is also related to trippy relativity things, like the faster you go, the slower you age (and the closer you get to the speed of light, the closer you get to not aging at all: the passage of time stops at that point). That kind of speed (more than 10 or 20 percent of the speed of light) is not something in any near-term possibility, but it is there, theoretically, and - like Mount Everest - sometimes the reason to climb something is because it’s there :star_struck:

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It is definitely a mind trip. Don’t you think it’s kind of like the Pacific Islanders though? The way they travelled thousands and thousands of kilometres from Southeast Asia, over a period of centuries, and populated the most isolated islands in the world?

What do you think about while you’re sailing the Pacific with no idea - at all - where you will land? No idea of where the Pacific ends, or whether there is an end. I imagine that would actually stimulate some zen-like introspection and acceptance :person_in_lotus_position: (helpful in space travel, and in recovery! :innocent:).

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I bought one this year and I love it. It was a cheap walmart bike, but it works.

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Is this a joke!?

ONE bicycle!?

Who owns only one bicycle!?

@Mno You need to help me out here!

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Indeed this poll is crooked. Although I do own a bicycle. But I also own multiple bicycles :grimacing:

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How many bicycles do you own?

  • I do not own a bicycle
  • I own one bicycle
  • I am Dutch

0 voters

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this made me laugh out loud, like literally :joy:

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Sounds like I need to apply for Dutch citizenship :netherlands:

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Wah! I thought you were Dutch this whole time! My world is shattered!

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Fooled ya, didn’t I :joy:
But we are close neighbours, and there is no cycling like in the netherlands.

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Aga was awarded honorary Dutch citizenship a while ago.

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Right, gotcha. Because of the bikes.

Dutch passport comes free with the purchase of your 5th bicycle, you get a little scratch-off card and everything

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