The Stupid Polls thread (Part 2)

well shit this dumbass friend answered the poll wrong in that case :joy:

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Always open to new insight .. but on this one you’d have to really convince me… Please try :joy:

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:sob: when I saw your logo, i was like, there is no way she meant horizontal! lol. Just intuition. Hilarious

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pete-buttigieg-pete

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What is your preferred style of greeting?

Now, before the it depends on the person crowd comes in, I’m talking generally. Which do you use and prefer overall?

  • Two kisses on each cheek (face dirty minds, the face cheeks)
  • Two to more kisses on the cheek
  • Hug
  • Handshake
  • Wave
  • Peace sign
  • High five
  • A verbal hello
  • Fist bump
  • Elbow
  • Other
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giphy

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image

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hello

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denied-hug

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What is most unforgivable:

  • Clapping when the plane lands
  • Saying we should hang out! and never following up
  • Texting “k”
  • Correcting grammar in casual chats
  • Tagging you in cringey posts
  • Microwaving fish in shared spaces
  • Saying “let’s unpack that” during arguments
  • Talking in baby voice to adults
  • Calling instead of texting
  • Ordering food then picking off yours
  • Interrupting to talk about themselves
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I’m a caller not a texter :see_no_evil_monkey::see_no_evil_monkey::see_no_evil_monkey:

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I had a life changing conversation or moment sitting on one of these bad boyz:

  • Nights Ill remember forever
  • Nights I try to forget
  • I still have those nights
  • Nope
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My mother, now and always, baby talks to everyone and everything - maybe except for me because I lose it!

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A hug
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can’t see weapons that you can feel with a hug
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Is this an expression? Vat is zee meaning? Désolé, mon français…

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When it comes to your clothes and laundry, is it:

  • One and done (one wear, one wash)
  • Wear 2 or 3 times then wash
  • Wear until visibily dirty
  • Wear until they fall apart
  • A little of each option
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OMG I would rather go to hell and back than wear stinky, sweaty cloths :see_no_evil_monkey: When it’s warm I change minimum twice a day after showering :hot_face:

The dirt factor here depends on what happens: dog - instant slobbery love, farmwork - instant oil, grass or soil stains, couch - just catfur on me :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:
Is there an option for instant done without really wearing? I qualify for that too: Fresh favourite shirt for leaving the house is a good bet to get slobber, puke, tea breakfast or running into something splatters. Of course it then qualifies for changing :joy:

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Depends on what it is and when for how long I wore it. Some summer days and outfit only lasts a few hours if I’m lucky :joy:

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More than one option but not EACH option. :slight_smile: So, I picked the one that made the most sense. If I spill coffee down my shirt, or lap, it’s going to get washed after I wore it once. If I went nowhere and wore it two or three times, it probably takes more. I do wear clothes until they fall apart - but they are clean. And visibly dirty doesn’t only count for spilling coffee.

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My work clothes are one and done. If I’m not leaving the house, I’ll get couple days out of my clothes, unless they are dirty. If I go out, its a fresh outfit, everytime.

Can you believe that some people suggest washing jeans only after 10 wears? Or sometimes not at all?!? I dont know man.

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