Hey… They said the same thing to me 
I smell conspiracy… And opportunity.
I’m going to start an online medical clinic which specialises in diagnosing “Specialness”. I’ll supply digital certificates of authenticated medical Specialness.
Now i just need a snappy name for it
The league of extraordinary addicts??
Extraordinarily Special Addicts Inc.
Can I be your first patient? I wanna be special. 
Just post the DSM-5 online and people will diagnose themselves. 
This is exactly what I e been thinking and you said it so well.
Those who are successful on their own are working some form of program that they’ve created from researching…but they are WORKING!!
But they are also not likely to be the naysayers. Those that say “I can’t do this, I won’t do that. I was a naysayer for a very long time and then I realized I was wrong and tried something/anything. I hope and pray that the current naysayers will come to the same conclusion too.
Specialness Specialists Medical Group
You’re a talking goat! Of course they are going to tell you that! 
Special Humans In Treatment
I always thought I was super duper special but then I listened to bunch of other addicts and alcoholics and I’m pretty sure I’m the most basic addict and alcoholic who has ever lived. I’m so similar to everyone else that it took my ego a while to accept it.
If my razor-sharp memory for history serves me, you were at least open to what others were saying, and I would imagine you gathered much in a passive manner. Just took a bunch of friction to get the fire going.
Dr. Stuart Smalley Online.
Man, I’m just glad I got some discussion going on this thread for a change.
What IS happening? Wanna fight?
I don’t like how much space the full name takes up on my certificate, can I have it shortened somehow on the final copy?
Then take a shower and wash it off.
I didn’t think you were one to hold a grudge, more of a keep it moving type. Yet you clearly took a completely unnecessary shot. I just don’t see the point, aside from that of ego/pride boosting.
Use the acronym. S.H.I.T
Speaking of acronyms…back when my husband worked, there was a team responsible for responding quickly to customer problems. The team was called the Early Response Team. One of the members tho incorrectly introduced them to a client as the Fast Action Response Team and boy did that name stick.
I love a good acronym.
I know you already saw it. But I wanted to feel smart and special so I put it out there