…Right in view of the grocery store bagger 
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Exactly!
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It took a moment to load so I was waiting to see what you were talking about and I have to admit that wasn’t what I was expecting. I definitely gave a little laugh out loud.
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And this, children, is why you turn off all notifications
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I’m sure I’ve done something like that. Or maybe I haven’t figured out how to start them again since the update. Because I get no notifications from this app at all. It’s strange because I always have gotten them before.
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Lol 
to funny
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this made me laugh a lot DOH!
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My mate once sent me a video which makes really loud sex noises at the end. It played full blast while I was waiting in the doctors waiting room
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I teach in a secondary school. I’m a bit of a gentle stickler for punctuality. I will often hold my iPhone up to show students the time if they are late. They don’t argue with Apple Time.
This one day, I was almost late to my lesson at 8:15am. My students were stood at the door of my classroom playfully waiting for me to be late. When I arrived, I held my phone up to show that I was in fact on time. Right at that moment, a notification for the I AM SOBER app popped up on my Home Screen. 
An eagle eyed girl in my group exclaimed ‘I am sober! I should hope you are at 8:15am!’
They are 17 years old, so it led to an interesting conversation about sobriety, and about notifications on phones…
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Brilliant, bet that led to an interesting conversation.
It’s something to be celebrated.
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It is. I had been talking to them about sobriety before that, so they knew that I was interested in it. I hadn’t told them how far I’d fallen, but was saying that I’d been reading a lot about it and that I was thinking of giving it up.
It was never a conversation when I was their age. It wasn’t a decision that we made. Everyone just did it as soon as they were old enough - or earlier, if they could.
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