I once accidentally called an ex boyfriend while drunk and tried to order a pizza. 
I seem to have done many pizza related drunk mistakes in my drinking days!
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*you get a DWI and lose your license but continue to drive to the bars only to total your car 3 months later.
*you get pregnant, stop drinking for 9 months and drive directly to the liquor on your way home from the hospital.
*you get a second DWI, get an ankle alcohol monitor for 6 months, and drive directly to the liquor store immediately after having it removed.
*you have an ignition interlock system so you have to figure out the exact amount you can drink while you’re at work so it wont go off when you leave.
- you pay over $15,000 on all that bullshit that was supposed to help you and continue on drinking and driving once you’re off probation.
*you know you are.
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There should be a drunk pizza app.
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OMG I’m not the only one who does this shit!
yes!
You have a couple of bottles of booze and wine in the checkout line but you pick up 3-4 minis also. You know, for on the way home🤪
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You REALLY regret a bunch of texts you sent to women you don’t remember sending.
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Well, that explains a lot, lol JK!
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And I have a lot of explaining to do 
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I’m sorry if I made a funny where it shouldn’t be…
That’s OK. It’s funny now but not when it happened. Luckily that doesn’t happen when you’re sober 
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I am an alcoholic because I only ordered takeout from places with bars.
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When you break your front teeth not once not twice but on three different occasions while drunk 
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If you come to a sobriety forum and say “I don’t think I’m an alcoholic because I don’t drink every day”, then you just might be an alcoholic 
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I’m glad you Did put it out there on this sobriety forum. And I’m glad you’re here pal
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That was my go to approach and also noted the shifts of the clerks at each to avoid getting the, “hey how’s it going” greeting that fueled paranoia.
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If you find empty bottles of alcohol that you hid behind the couch and forgot about.
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If you wake up in the morning with a shot of alcohol to start your day.
If you wake up in the morning and find it perfectly acceptable to finish last nights bottle of wine…
If you drink all the alcohol in the house to “get rid of it.” So that it stops tormenting you.
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If you chug beers in the bathroom before taking your kid for a walk with the grandparents
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When perusing the beer menu, you make your decision based solely on whichever beer has the highest alcohol content and are annoyed when a bar/restaurant menu does not include alcohol content because they have then interfered with your ability to make the proper selection.
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