As title says… hit me up with some good jokes, doesnt matter the type of humour, except knock knock jokes they bore me😂
One astronaut says to the other “i can’t find any milk for my coffee” and his partner tells him “in space no one can, here use cream”
Both good and bad at the same time😂
I wish I new some . I straight up fried the fuck out of my brain.
Im sure youll have something in that head😂
don’t help im completely in a funk right now.
I can’t remember jokes either. Just one very crude one which I only remember because of the swearwords.
Go on throw it out here
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur
A-LICK-ALOT-OFPUSS
what do you call a gay dinosaur
A-MEGA-SOREARSE
Two cannibals are walking away from a friend’s funeral service. First cannibal says to the second “He was a good friend”.
A scientist wanted to study how children correlate color to taste. So he goes to the local elementary school and puts different color Life Saver Candies in small cups. He tells the kids to say the color and flavor. They pick up the red one and they say-cherry. They pick up the purple one and they say- grape. And so on and so on. However, the kids get to the honey colored one but can’t figure out the taste. The scientist says, let me give you a hint, it’s what your mommy sometimes calls your daddy. One of the little girls screams EVERYONE SPIT THEM OUT!!!
THEY’RE ASSHOLES!!!
Lol funniest, but unfunniest joke ever. Feeling it
Only one i can remember is from kindergarten…why ate are a crocodile and a camera the same?..they both go snap.
Lame.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I laughed way too hard at this
It’s my all time fav!
Two guys stole a calendar. They got six months each.
A man walked into a store.
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Shovel.
i dont get it
Bc there is no point. That’s the purpose of the joke.
Arrested for DUI last Thursday, just got out and download this APP for support.
Funny joke ?