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Recently a woman on a dating app told me I’d “be cuter without the mustache”.
First of all – RUDE. Second of all – whatever, lady. Doesn’t she know the mustache is calling the shots at this point? I’m merely a vessel.
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Happy happy birthday, fella! Be sure to share your cake with Chief!
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Where do you find this stuff!
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Happy birthday Mr. T-MAC, congratulations my friend.
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Have a beautiful birthday!!!
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I agree; my favorite by far!
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Happy birthday!!!
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I swear, this is the only thing that reminded me that tomorrow is my sister’s birthday. What an ass of a brother.
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glad we could help!!
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Happy happy birthday!!!
Happy Birthday!!!
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Thank you
I’ve woken up at work this morning but I’m going home in a couple of hours and will have a fun sober day!
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