Chuck norris jokes


#1

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#2

Chuck Norris got pulled over by a cop.
He let the cop off with a warning.


#3

Chuck Norris and Superman agreed to a fight.

The loser had to where is underwear on top of his pants.


#4

Discovery Channel has a week dedicated to Sharks.

Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.


#5

The Boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.


#6

Chuck Norris never lies, it’s truth that is wrong.


#7

Chuck Norris found error 404


#8

Chuck Norris is able to leave a message before the beep


#9

Chuck Norris counted to infinity…twice.


#10

OMG I love Chuck Norris jokes! They have me crying with laughter!
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.


#11

They once made a “Chuck Norris” brand toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody


#12

Chuck Norris doesnt style his hair, it places itself out of sheer terror


#13

Love this one lol


#14

At Chuck Norris’ wedding, he had Uncle Ben throw him some rice


#15

If playing Scrabble, you spell “Chuck Norris” you win that game and every other game, forever.


#16

Death once had a Near-Chuck experience


#17

Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare, he only eats unicorns


#18

Just laughing my butt off lol :grin:


#19

I was once attempting the “Norris Rule” in Scrabble, but only had the letters for “Charles Norris”. I played them anyways.

A foot came through the board and kicked me in the face.


#20

When Chuck Norris was 18, his parents moved out