Chuck norris jokes


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Chuck Norris got pulled over by a cop.
He let the cop off with a warning.


Chuck Norris and Superman agreed to a fight.

The loser had to where is underwear on top of his pants.


Discovery Channel has a week dedicated to Sharks.

Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.


The Boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris never lies, it’s truth that is wrong.


Chuck Norris found error 404


Chuck Norris is able to leave a message before the beep


Chuck Norris counted to infinity…twice.


OMG I love Chuck Norris jokes! They have me crying with laughter!
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.


They once made a “Chuck Norris” brand toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody


Chuck Norris doesnt style his hair, it places itself out of sheer terror


Love this one lol


At Chuck Norris’ wedding, he had Uncle Ben throw him some rice


If playing Scrabble, you spell “Chuck Norris” you win that game and every other game, forever.


Death once had a Near-Chuck experience


Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare, he only eats unicorns


Just laughing my butt off lol :grin:


I was once attempting the “Norris Rule” in Scrabble, but only had the letters for “Charles Norris”. I played them anyways.

A foot came through the board and kicked me in the face.


When Chuck Norris was 18, his parents moved out