Chuck norris jokes

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Chuck Norris got pulled over by a cop.
He let the cop off with a warning.

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Chuck Norris and Superman agreed to a fight.

The loser had to wear is underwear on top of his pants.

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Discovery Channel has a week dedicated to Sharks.

Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.

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The Boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity…twice.

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OMG I love Chuck Norris jokes! They have me crying with laughter!
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.

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They once made a “Chuck Norris” brand toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody

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Love this one lol

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If playing Scrabble, you spell “Chuck Norris” you win that game and every other game, forever.

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Just laughing my butt off lol :grin:

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I was once attempting the “Norris Rule” in Scrabble, but only had the letters for “Charles Norris”. I played them anyways.

A foot came through the board and kicked me in the face.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Chuck Norris can bake a cake…In the freezer!

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These are hilarious you guys :joy::joy::joy:

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he’s not pushing himself up, he’s pushing the world down.

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A few years ago, Chuck Norris saw a stranded 18 wheeler on the side of the road out of fuel. Chuck proceeded to pee in the fuel tank, thus creating Optimus Prime

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Chuck Norris heard that nothing could kill him, so he tracked nothing down and killed it first.

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God created the Heavens and Earth, Chuck Norris patted God on the back and said it was good.

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