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Chuck Norris got pulled over by a cop.
He let the cop off with a warning.
Chuck Norris and Superman agreed to a fight.
The loser had to wear is underwear on top of his pants.
Discovery Channel has a week dedicated to Sharks.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
The Boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity…twice.
OMG I love Chuck Norris jokes! They have me crying with laughter!
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
They once made a “Chuck Norris” brand toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody
Love this one lol
If playing Scrabble, you spell “Chuck Norris” you win that game and every other game, forever.
Just laughing my butt off lol
I was once attempting the “Norris Rule” in Scrabble, but only had the letters for “Charles Norris”. I played them anyways.
A foot came through the board and kicked me in the face.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can bake a cake…In the freezer!
These are hilarious you guys
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he’s not pushing himself up, he’s pushing the world down.
A few years ago, Chuck Norris saw a stranded 18 wheeler on the side of the road out of fuel. Chuck proceeded to pee in the fuel tank, thus creating Optimus Prime
Chuck Norris heard that nothing could kill him, so he tracked nothing down and killed it first.
God created the Heavens and Earth, Chuck Norris patted God on the back and said it was good.