Chuck norris jokes




Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.


Chuck Norris can divide by zero.


Chuck Norris can bake a cake…In the freezer!


These are hilarious you guys :joy::joy::joy:


Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.


When Chuck Norris does a push up, he’s not pushing himself up, he’s pushing the world down.


Chuck Norris doesn’t have an ESC key on his computer


A few years ago, Chuck Norris saw a stranded 18 wheeler on the side of the road out of fuel. Chuck proceeded to pee in the fuel tank, thus creating Optimus Prime


Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn’t dead it is just afriad to move.


Chuck Norris heard that nothing could kill him, so he tracked nothing down and killed it first.


God created the Heavens and Earth, Chuck Norris patted God on the back and said it was good.


We went to the kill eh, ok.

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends


This one got the dual like😉


I’m dying y’all. Great thread!


When Chuck Norris left for college, he told his father “you’re the man of the house now”.


Chuck Norris’ face was going to be on mount rushmore but the granite wasn’t tough enough for his beard.


Never heard of that rule but it makes total sense :joy:



Omg these are hilarious :joy: