Chuck norris jokes


#21

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#22

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.


#23

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.


#24

Chuck Norris can bake a cake…In the freezer!


#25

These are hilarious you guys :joy::joy::joy:


#26

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.


#27

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he’s not pushing himself up, he’s pushing the world down.


#28

Chuck Norris doesn’t have an ESC key on his computer


#29

A few years ago, Chuck Norris saw a stranded 18 wheeler on the side of the road out of fuel. Chuck proceeded to pee in the fuel tank, thus creating Optimus Prime


#30

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn’t dead it is just afriad to move.


#31

Chuck Norris heard that nothing could kill him, so he tracked nothing down and killed it first.


#32

God created the Heavens and Earth, Chuck Norris patted God on the back and said it was good.


#33

We went to the kill eh, ok.

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends


#34

This one got the dual like😉


#35

I’m dying y’all. Great thread!


#36

When Chuck Norris left for college, he told his father “you’re the man of the house now”.


#37

Chuck Norris’ face was going to be on mount rushmore but the granite wasn’t tough enough for his beard.


#38

Never heard of that rule but it makes total sense :joy:


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#40

Omg these are hilarious :joy: