Chuck norris jokes

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This one got the dual like😉

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I’m dying y’all. Great thread!

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When Chuck Norris left for college, he told his father “you’re the man of the house now”.

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Chuck Norris’ face was going to be on mount rushmore but the granite wasn’t tough enough for his beard.

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Never heard of that rule but it makes total sense :joy:

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Omg these are hilarious :joy:

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Chuck Norris has a Grizzly Bear rug in his den. The bear isn’t dead. It’s too terrified to move.

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mattis

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Chuck Norris wasn’t born. He round-house kicked himself into existence.

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Absolute truth!

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Touche!!! :joy::joy::grin:

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry

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Chuck Norris always knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon using a house phone

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Met a recon marine today. Not only a recon Marine, but a warrant officer to boot. He could kick Chuck Norris’s ass…twice.

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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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