Hahahaha 
Q: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?
A: He cannot Chuck Norris.
If it could chuck norris, rip every grain of wood anywhere in the universe or beyond would be chucked like there was no tomorrow…
Chuck Norris was exposed to Covid-19.
Covid-19 had to go into quarantine for a month.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Lol! More like, COVID-19 got put on a ventilator! 
This is my place!
True. How’d we go and do that?
Don’t let Chuck hear you say that!
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
I wanted to change my password to: Chucknorris, but got an error saying that this password is too stong
Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug in his living room. It’s not dead, it’s just afraid to move
A man once killed Chuck Norris in his sleep. That was the night the Chuck Norris zombie apocalypse began.