Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug in his living room. It’s not dead, it’s just afraid to move
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A man once killed Chuck Norris in his sleep. That was the night the Chuck Norris zombie apocalypse began.
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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
To beat the crap out of some creep.
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Hahahaha i find some new ones soon
Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down. And she did.
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@Englishd here.
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Chuck norris didnt die he just punched so hard he went to the next dimension
You know there was no big bang. It was just god and chuck norris sparing.
Chuck died 7yrs ago but the reaper was too afraid to tell him until today
Aww man RIP Chuck Norris
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He will live on in our memories and Chuck Norris jokes 
RIP 
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Chuck Norris didn’t do push-ups…
He pushed the earth down.
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