Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug in his living room. It’s not dead, it’s just afraid to move
5 Likes
A man once killed Chuck Norris in his sleep. That was the night the Chuck Norris zombie apocalypse began.
2 Likes
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
To beat the crap out of some creep.
4 Likes
Hahahaha i find some new ones soon
Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down. And she did.
4 Likes