Chuck norris jokes


#41

Chuck Norris has a Grizzly Bear rug in his den. The bear isn’t dead. It’s too terrified to move.


#42

mattis


#43

Chuck Norris wasn’t born. He round-house kicked himself into existence.


#44

Absolute truth!


#45

Touche!!! :joy::joy::grin:


#46

Chuck Norris makes onions cry


#47

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.


#48

Chuck Norris always knows where Carmen Sandiego is.


#49

Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon using a house phone


#50

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.


#51

#52

Met a recon marine today. Not only a recon Marine, but a warrant officer to boot. He could kick Chuck Norris’s ass…twice.


#53

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open


#54

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.


#55

No way! Chuck Norris has a fist in his ass!

Wait… that didn’t come out like I meant it to…:thinking::roll_eyes:


#56

Hahaha, say whaaaaat?

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard (not ass).
There is only another fist.


#57


#58

Chuck Norris once one a game of 21s with a 2 of diamonds and an UNO card.


#59


#60

Every single one of these cracks me up :joy: