Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

Confirm your account using the app you want to log into. Love this logic. Now waiting for a good old letter. Hurry post. Hurry.

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I’ll have to do the same soon, for Post and online banking bc I got a new cellphone :smiling_face_with_tear:

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Insomnia and alters

Also, my transmission trying (threatening) to go out :sob:

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People who treat you like a yo-yo

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A hurting back can fro :unamused: :smiling_face_with_tear:
On the positive side: I’m home today and tomorrow with medication that helps quick :+1:

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Waiting can FRO

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My ex can FRO. Me missing him too. And all this codependent bullshit that hurts me can doubleFRO. Today I am the 2 year old whose blankie is in the washer. This mood can trippleFRO

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OMG, the imagery :laughing:

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Stinky humans with tons of perfum on :rofl::nauseated_face:

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Loved ones testing the waters :cry:

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Spouses who turn into shadow partners that don’t do anything but sit around watching tv all day , and drink from noon to midnight every fucking day.

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Ok, now I feel shitty about posting that. Fuck that too.

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Self-doubt can f*ck right off—we can do so much more than we think.

Paper cuts
Uncooperative autocorrect
Robocalls

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I am so sensitive to that! :nauseated_face:

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Ppl blocking the seats next to them on the overcrowded speed train w they bags so they get to have more space. What’s up with that? Bitch, you didn’t pay for a seat reservation, nevermind two! :rofl:

The train staff even made an announcement on the speakers to address this!

Silver lining: this one’s not afraid to ask anymore to sit on those blocked seats.

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Bad dreams about having to go back to my ex . They can f@ right off. Woke up in a cold sweat

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Same here too, I have to use a train every day so I’m used to folks like this. But what I think what’s worse are people with a bike who try to squeeze into a packed train.
And when you tell them that this train obviously is full they almost bite your head off.

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Whoever gave us a GD candycane on Halloween!
Slow your role :no_entry_sign:

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:scream: that’s not cool!
Looks like a decent night :blush::ghost::jack_o_lantern:

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A-ting-men!