Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

Josh! Hi :wave: Haven’t seen you in ages! How are you doing?

Hi Sabrina :slight_smile: well, the fact that I’m back again l, the answer is, not good. My alcoholism has reached its end game and I need help. I’m back to start counting days again with you fine people. How are you?

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I just found your topic.
Good to see you again, although the reason is not good :pensive:
I had a relapse 384 days ago and currently I’m detoxing from social media (day 5). All looking good over here :smiling_face:

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It’s not good. I sent Dan a picture of myself tubed up on a hospital bed. It looks horrific, I have forced myself to look at it so many times and I hate it. I will never go back to that state again.

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A N X I E T Y FRO OMG I’m crawling out my skin here.

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Confirm your account using the app you want to log into. Love this logic. Now waiting for a good old letter. Hurry post. Hurry.

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I’ll have to do the same soon, for Post and online banking bc I got a new cellphone :smiling_face_with_tear:

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Insomnia and alters

Also, my transmission trying (threatening) to go out :sob:

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People who treat you like a yo-yo

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A hurting back can fro :unamused: :smiling_face_with_tear:
On the positive side: I’m home today and tomorrow with medication that helps quick :+1:

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Waiting can FRO

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My ex can FRO. Me missing him too. And all this codependent bullshit that hurts me can doubleFRO. Today I am the 2 year old whose blankie is in the washer. This mood can trippleFRO

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OMG, the imagery :laughing:

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Stinky humans with tons of perfum on :rofl::nauseated_face:

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Loved ones testing the waters :cry:

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Spouses who turn into shadow partners that don’t do anything but sit around watching tv all day , and drink from noon to midnight every fucking day.

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Ok, now I feel shitty about posting that. Fuck that too.

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Self-doubt can f*ck right off—we can do so much more than we think.

Paper cuts
Uncooperative autocorrect
Robocalls

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I am so sensitive to that! :nauseated_face:

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Ppl blocking the seats next to them on the overcrowded speed train w they bags so they get to have more space. What’s up with that? Bitch, you didn’t pay for a seat reservation, nevermind two! :rofl:

The train staff even made an announcement on the speakers to address this!

Silver lining: this one’s not afraid to ask anymore to sit on those blocked seats.

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