I’ll tell you what can get to fuck…
Standing on a plug.
Barefoot.
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Tourists
Learn to drive!
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Hey, at least you weren’t opening a can of tuna. 
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I second that! 
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Trying to carbonate fruit tea in a soda stream can fuck right off.
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What happened? I saw on the qhatcha drinking thread?
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Technology .So irritated!! 
I bought a new phone today and when I switched over all my apps the day tracker on my TS app got wiped clean! Can’t figure out how to restore it back the way I had it.
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It really exploded after I took the bottle out. It was literally like some Icelandic geyser. Apparently it carbonates faster??? I won’t try it again… It went up the walls, across the floor and over me to the point I had to change clothes! Quite scary as well. I checked online and it says technically you can carbonate anything…humphhhh
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HUH - that sounds like a scary messy situation. Sorry that it did not work out.
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Ugh! I bought a new cellphone weeks ago but didn’t think about the mess that’s going to happen when I move everything from Android to iOS…and everything that’s connected to my cellphone that I have to apply for again (Onlinebanking and a special postal service). Both is a pain in the ass…
So the new phone is still in its box and I wait until I have the nerves for that 
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Im just mad my sobriety counter got wiped off…like I “reset”, even though i didn’t. I’m just days away from my 2 year anniversary, too. I was looking forward to getting that milestone chip.
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You can change that. Don’t lose your days! If you know your exact date go back and change your counter to that day. It should still grant you your time.
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Two family members who are trying to control my sobriety can take a flying F*CK at a rolling donut. I am a grown woman in my 50s, for goodness sake.
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Yayy…I just figured it out!! Thanks! Problem solved.
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That cashier at Sheetz (mini mart, gas station on steroids) that has a name tag that reads Carl, “Hospitality Manager”, that not only doesn’t greet me after I say hello, but also doesn’t say a word after I pay for my shit… Have a great day Carl and FRO!
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When you have eye infection so you can’t wear your contacts, so you have to wear your old only-late-evening all scratched loose glasses instead. All day. Fucking annoying. This half-blindness can FRO. My face is itchy because of this fucking glasses
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Crappy kombucha that made Jasmine sick can FUCK RIGHT OFF!
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Can I just say I love ya 
Yes - a bad batch of kombucha can FRO. Had me feeling nasty and drunk. All the shitty aftermath of drinking too much from 1/2 a glass.
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So happy to see this thread going strong!
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