Self-doubt can f*ck right off—we can do so much more than we think.
Paper cuts
Uncooperative autocorrect
Robocalls
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I am so sensitive to that! 
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Ppl blocking the seats next to them on the overcrowded speed train w they bags so they get to have more space. What’s up with that? Bitch, you didn’t pay for a seat reservation, nevermind two! 
The train staff even made an announcement on the speakers to address this!
Silver lining: this one’s not afraid to ask anymore to sit on those blocked seats.
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Bad dreams about having to go back to my ex . They can f@ right off. Woke up in a cold sweat
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Same here too, I have to use a train every day so I’m used to folks like this. But what I think what’s worse are people with a bike who try to squeeze into a packed train.
And when you tell them that this train obviously is full they almost bite your head off.
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that’s not cool!
Looks like a decent night 
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A-ting-men!
Bags of chips that look like they have way more chips in them than they actually do.
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The “horizontal” rain I’ve just woken up to can GTF.
Edited to add a pic of the car park outside the office.
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Period pain, death and rain
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, co-workers who ask “are we having fun yet”?
So far my “well it is work” answer is not dissuading this probably rhetorical although still infuriatingly stupid question.
Gahhhhhh!
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The ghostie candy holder is cool!
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Co-workers setting you up for failure.
Having to always “cover your ass” and feel paranoid.
I guess the honeymoon is over now. 
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Or how about: “Is it Friday yet?”. Um, no…it’s only Monday morning. Check your calendar, dude.
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That’s funny…everybody hates Nickelback.
That was me 
I wrote that. Because it’s true.
@HoofHearted and I also decided that Five Finger Death Punch are the Nicklespack of Las Vegas. They’re really bad too - in fact, they’re so bad that they can fuck right off.
You know what else can fuck right off?
My upstairs neighbours can get the fuck.
They never stop banging about. I left a note on their door after nearly a year of putting up with it but the kids grew up and started running around like fucking fairy elephants. It stopped - for about 2 weeks but it appears that normal service has been resumed.
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To be fair, I only heard that term for the first time in America.
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Almost spilled it on my book. Oh, well…there were plenty of napkins on hand, anyway.