Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

First day back to work after a peaceful weeks vacation and 3 people calling in sick can fuck right off :fu:t2:

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Being strongly addicted and having bad body image and how to solve this thoughts. FRO

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Anxiety and existential dread on days with fun plans. These are connected. Why can’t my brain just let me have fun?

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Winter colds. When my husband goes to the office and other people don’t stay home when they’re sick. Booooooooo! Tis the season though. We are going to miss his work holiday party tonight. I actually was sort of looking forward to it for once.

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Having to feign enthusiasm for things when I’m really just not “feelng it”.

Feeling so tired in the evenings I can’t make it through a TV show without dozing off.

My Mom’s gradually worsening dementia, and having to put locks on things to keep her safe.

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A clogged drain pipe and the fact that I can’t sleep because of the appointment I have tomorrow morning for getting blood taken.
I want to scream!

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The water is running again!!! Now I’m wide awake hehe, I have to get up at 6:30h tomorrow. I’ll look like a raccoon tomorrow morning…

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The Key of A flat can fuck right off.

So can D minor.

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E -flat (major OR minor) is the key I really hate for the piano…pretty much ALL black keys!! 🫨🎶

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E flat is really sticky on guitar. Best just avoid it

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Hahaha I used to tune my guitar to E flat for the singer. Now my standard tuning is C. Deep and chunky :sunglasses::metal:t2:

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Covid can FRO! I don’t have it but 95% of my coworkers are out with it right now.

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I tested positive for Covid this morning at work and went home. Being sick can FRO :dart::100:

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Caffeine withdrawal headaches :weary:. Just had one cup of coffe at 4:00 A.M. today, and my head has been splitting all afternoon. Never doing that again!

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People that get mad at you for setting reasonable boundaries can FRO. Especially after you rescue them from being stranded on the side of the highway at midnight.

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Continuous external internal monologue folks in the workplace.

Are you talking to me or not?

Also, once I’ve asked you twice if you are talking to me please stop directly your monologue (that could just as easily be kept completely internal) at my face.

Maybe I’m the a-hole but I don’t want to bond over the tasks you are processing in your head while I am (also) processing tasks in my head.

Rant. End. :woman_in_lotus_position:t2::woman_in_lotus_position:t2:

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My oven! My oven I call Pamela Anderson ( pretty but useless) stupid oven can Fuck right off!!! My baking has come to a halt, temperature won’t stay put!! Burnt my sugar cookies!!! :rage::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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Bright ass headlights shining in my face while driving in the dark

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Hear, hear! The worst.

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Sexual abuse. Sick parents. Fuck you.

@KarenKW I feel like there is a story there! What happened? - and are you ok?

@TrustyBird no it’s not you. That’s torture with a thousand irritating mind annihilating needles!!

Also: ppl who walk w their companions taking up the entire pavement or platform, don’t break up to leave through oncoming ppl walking and then shoot me dirty looks. Am I supposed to disapparate on you, bitch? Go back to kindergarten and learn some outside manners. FRO.

Also: narrow-minded artists. Haha.

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