Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

Just for Fun
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Welcome aboard Jennifer @Explicit! A great list there :sunglasses:

Made me lol, I’m sick of having 4 butt cheeks!!

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My building’s dumpster. 8 apartments use it and it gets collected every 2 weeks. It was collected Wednesday and it’s already full! If you’re not one of the first to dump your backed up garbage, it’s staying in your house. Half of what’s in it is broken furniture. Plus randomly over the years, I’ve seen old tenants, or even complete strangers, pull in with a truck load and dump it! Pissing me off bc I’m really just trying to declutter and get more space in my apartment. At least it’s getting dark. I don’t take anything out at night bc it’s pitch black back there on account of both floodlights going out and not being replaced…in 4 years! :tired_face:

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@discobot can fuck right off! :white_check_mark:
How can i successful complete the advanced user tutorial and it not acknowledge that i have completed the new user tutorial. I get its meaningless but dang its frustrating AF…

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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My elderly Mom falling and injuring herself AGAIN for the second time within a span of six months.

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Sorry to hear that! Hope she is ok!

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oh i’m sorry William to hear this. I do hope she is ok and will recover quickly - hopefully, nothing is broken. :pray:

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Thanks. Surgery was a success, no complications. Now she’s just resting.

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grateful to hear that. Sending healing vibes for a quick recovery.

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My city. Why?
It doesn’t snow here often, okay. But why does my city give a flying fuck about how people get from a to b safely IF it snows?
They’re doing NOTHING. It’s crazy here.
Snow in the year 2024, after 5cm a 300.000 city collapses :roll_eyes:

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Sounds like London to be honest…

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Being sick can fuck right off. This is the second day. Having to rest and take care of myself is for the birds and it’s driving me crazy. I got shit to do.

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I feel ya! The city of Memphis declared a state of emergency and we only got -3 inches :joy::joy: the whole damn city shut down. I live in a rural town about 30 miles north of Memphis they are handling it better than Memphis. SMH i dont get it either! Be safe and warm.

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This cold weather
People that don’t recycle
People filling other peoples bins with their rubbish

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Flimsy coffee cup lids that amazingly pop right off the minute you get in your car. Thank you, Starbucks. Now everybody at work is going to think I peed my pants.

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When people can’t do their jobs …these nurses have yet again (10th time in 4 months) failed to submit referrals… usually not a huge deal but today I’ve already wasted an hour and am still waiting for them to correct the mistake and get this damn ultra sound.
Not sure if lazy, overworked, short handed or just absent minded but this shit can just FRO

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Snow
Freezing weather
Cranky people
Fake people
Politicians
Brussel sprouts
My monthly periods

Fuck all that shit :joy::rofl:

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Winter? Already? It’s snowing in winter? :roll_eyes:

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I grew up in a mountain region, we had snow every winter. So I know exactly how it’s done right and what’s possible with much snow.
It was announced early that we would get lots of snow (not really much lol, but for the city I live in it’s a lot) and yet: nothing was done to make it safe for all the people here.
I grew up with busses and trains that function good in winter on snowy streets.
All of this here is a joke.
Now all the snow on the streets turned into pure ice because of all the cars driving through. Still no salt or sand anywhere to make it safe.
I almost fell 3 times today because I had a hairdresser appointment :face_with_spiral_eyes:

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Hmmm, let’s see … from the bottom of my heart, what can fuck right off today?

  • the ex, his lawyer and his alice in wonderland brainfuck attitudes and ideas! :+1::poop::dash:
  • 8 degress celsius and sunshine in january. I fucking want winter, not spring.
  • idiots, in general and particularly those who get money for delivering incompetent bullshit
  • anxiety attack in the supermarket. Fuck, if I COULD have avoided grocery shopping on saturday, I would you dammed mimimi brain :exploding_head:
  • overthinking followed by overeating followed by couching like a dead rock :woman_facepalming:
  • did I mention the ex?
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