Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

Someone once said that it’s better to be alone than to wish that you WERE. Hope your spirits lift soon. :sunflower:

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Ants. Seriously, I have no idea where these little fuckers are coming from in my kitchen, but this weekend I’m pulling everything out of the cupboards and spraying.

I’ve already sprayed the downstairs, and normally I can see where they’re coming in from, but I think somehow they’re coming from behind one of the cupboards.

I’ll probably go tomorrow and pick up some ant bait that they can take back to the colony. This is war, you little mother fuckers… :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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Isn’t it insane that the streets have come to the point of desertion because now people are so messed up in the head walking the streets just to shoot someone.
And WE HAVE TO HIDE???
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That there - can FRO
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Period pains.

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my ex. what is it that he shows up to fumble with his dammed stones when I just moved back to the farm? coincidence? fate? whatever, it’s stressing me and can FRO

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I concur… I slept with a heating pad last night

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Monday thru Thursday can fuck off
The News
Government
Asshole drivers
Loud neighbors
Bras & panties ( tossed all mine out, can’t stand wearing either)
This monthly period can really fuck off
Rude ass people
Rush hour traffic
Oh and this broke ass dildo I be having :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:
Can you all tell I started my period this morning :rofl::joy:

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Urgh. I rattle with painkillers today, been up since 5am. Feel pretty dead.

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Grey hairs can FRO…currently sitting in the bath with a hair dye on

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Chiron: These ant baits work really well. A few years back we had a bad infestation of ants :ant: during the Summer, and they worked great.

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What can fuck right off? Self righteous 12 steppers that are judgemental in someone’s sobriety journey. Now, I’m not saying I have anything against any 12 step program but I’ve noticed that it’s common for these people to be judgemental.

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Toxic person writing softly shit “oh I am happy you are fine” and your intuition screams out the true translation in your head “you are fine and i am bad, let me have some of you energy”

No… Nope! No! Noho! FRO

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:grin: I experienced this too…
But everyone has its own way :upside_down_face:

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Thank you! I’ll give it a go. Definitly trying to nip this in the bud before it becomes a problem.

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We had an ant problem in the house I grew up in. My mother used to mix yeast into molasses and put a dab on stickie notes and stick them around the kitchen. She said they’d eat it and explode. Idk if that actually happened, or worked, but it might :thinking:

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Passive aggressive behavior can FRO! I just want to scream Grow UP!!!

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I hate this.
I’m married.
I dont get that period …but…
My wife does hell, i just
"get out the way fool "
Stay safe i always say
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Mean people suck!

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Entitled attitudes
Vocal fry
Egg shell in scrambled eggs
Predictable jump scares
Filming in gyms
Inserting cotton bud too far into ear
Sharting
Loud phone conversations on public transport
Overwhelming body odour
Can all FRO!

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House visitors who are lazy and have a dog which isn’t toilet trained can f@ right off

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