Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

Not being able to sleep!!!

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My ungrateful inner monologue.

That first couple miles when I haven’t run in months.

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Just joined this conversation, so apologies if this has been done. Meanest curse ever:

I hope you fall down with your hands in your pockets.

Seriously think about that.

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Tuck and roll

Our government managing f*** pandemic.

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The entire pandemic and all the government agencies, CDC and WHO that keep changing their minds like they change underwear on “guidlines” and “policies” can FRO straight to hell and keep fucking off until the end of time.

Hahaaa nice one!

Garlic fudge

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Arthritis
Wet towels left on the bathroom floor
Nosebleeds
Spider mite infestations on my houseplants
Flooded basements
Bad avocados that look and feel perfect on the outside

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Mommy “wine culture”

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ADDS commercials interruptions
People who cut you off while talking
Ppl who bump into you with their shopping carts
Loading/buffering pages
Instant tellers/fast checkouts saying ask for assistance

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This! It’s so effed up.

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Dr. Oz guest hosting Jeopardy .

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Drivers that tailgate me when I’m going 10 mph over the speed limit and swerve around like I’m still not going fast enough. Also just tailgaters in general.

People that have zero consideration for the people around them

John Mayer

BTS and every other K poop “band”.

Most rap music

People that get offended easily

Cancel culture

Cardi B

Hawks preying on my 4 ducks

Society in general

This pandemic and all its bullshit

Not being independently wealthy

Suboxone withdrawals

Opioids and their withdrawals

Alcohol

Drugs

The spare tire that’s currently around my torso

Connecticut

99% of politicians. From all sides.

That’s it for now.

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:joy: Connecticut that made me laugh!

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Liars
People who do not follow through with what they say.
Pretentious people
The smell of fake lilac (my mother in law buys those melting wax things)
Work zoom meetings
Laundry
Headaches
Lazy people
The asshole neighbor next to the shop… he’s back at it again :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:
People who don’t use the blinker when turning

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Urgh is that a thing??? :nauseated_face:

Recaptcha
Useless peel-off face masks
False advertising, I can clearly tell this shrimp is not deveined
Grapes
Toxic masculinity
Straws that aren’t up to the task

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I tried it at a garlic farm on the Isle of Wight, UK and it can definitely FRO :nauseated_face:

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I have a few… Rudeness, spitting, 2 faced people

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