Yes!!! Is it SO crass!!! It’s horrendous
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When you buy a loaf of bread, and the plastic bag is sealed with like a sticker strip, but the ends of the sticker strip are fully stuck together as if they’re fused together on the surface of the sun, and as much as you fiddle with the ends of this jobsworth sticker strip there are no loose areas to get hold of to pull them apart and you end up fiddling with this sticker thing for a stupid amount of time before inevitably giving up and pulling the plastic of the bag to open it.
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Gum chewing! Or really any chewing I HATE the sound of ppl eating (if anyone else struggles with this its called misophonia).
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You’ve put some thought into this! 
People who promise to help you and don’t actually put the work in
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People who promise they won’t give up on you and are gone within a year
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Bugs that just come outta nowhere, especially when it’s least expected.
My intense negative thoughts.
People who leave wrappers and other stuff around after eating.
Sickness.
Overthinking.
Nightmares.
Fears.
There’s always more lol
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Cleaning the bathroom
Falling down and breaking your teeth
Dentist charges
Parking fines for being at the dentist too long while he fixed my teeth
Having to eat only soft food for 2 weeks because I broke my teeth
Having to go back in 2 weeks to make sure my teeth aren’t ‘slowly during’ since the jolt
The false widow spider living in my washing line and it’s ten billion kids!
Coming out of lockdown 2 dress sizes bigger than when I went in.
Alcohol
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5 day week 2 day weekend… who’s idea was that? Cause they can fuck right off!
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Winter in April.
Northwind.
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Bryce. That’s it. That’s the post.
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He was a douche.
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People who toss their cigarette butts on the ground or out the car window.
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Some absolute helmet that locked the gate to the church of the AA meeting so trapping us all in 
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COVID vaccine shots and the fucking soreness after. 
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That is a very Chad thing to say 
Also hospital sushi? I feel there is a story behind that one.
The toxic arsehole who felt the need to follow us on our walk and berate us from fifty meters away with unasked “advice” on how to handle our own and other people’s dogs and told us we are not welcome in the forest cos “he was born here” and to adapt to the “customs” and learn manners. and who then proceeded to tell other, uninvolved dog owners all about our perceived shortcomings including aping our behaviour and badmouthing us as stuck up hipsters. Which point he proved by pointing at my dogs!
Side note I’m a very friendly person. This post is not indicative of that. But I always say good morning to everyone in that forrest.
Get help motherfucker. I want to punch you in your stupid chin bearded face and wished I could!
Dear God, grant me serenity! I need to let go of this now.
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I’ve had a similar situation but it’s because the dog wasn’t on a lead. He ended up kicking the dog
I kicked his legs out from underneath him then mounted him and was tempted to snap his arm. Luckily Rachel was with me to pull me off
Never mess with a dog 
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You are a good man Darren. And so is Rachel, sadly, it seems.
That reminds me equally fuck of can the old fucking bastard who had to really take all the remaining energy of his 94 years together last week to wheeze out how next time he’ll shoot my dog if she barks again. Next time I’m gonna ask you why you didn’t die in the war you senile dick.
This thread is cathartic. Thanks everyone. Long live peace and love and dogs!
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I have a new appreciation for how much leaving cigarette butts as litter can fuck off now I have a puppy who likes to eat them 
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