Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

People having BBQs / throwing cigarettes in places of beauty which consequently cause moorland fires :fire: :rage: :triumph:

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I couldn’t agree with you all more! All the cigarette butts on the floor make me feel physically ill. Also people who spit on the pavement, they should be made to clean it up.
Also people who hurt or threaten to hurt animals deserve nothing but the very worst that life can offer. I hope they get it. And don’t ever be afraid to tell the bastards to fuck right off!
(sorry for the bad language, it’s touched a nerve).
X

Angry drivers that beep unnecessarily.
And flies

Winter weather :rage:

I’m a hairdresser. For almost 15 years. You know what can FRO?
New clients that state “I’m a hairdresser too, so…”
Bitch, you’ve been a nurse for 30 years now, just because you keep renewing your license does NOT make you a hairdresser.
:unamused:

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My narcissistic ex-colleague and ex-friend who made out with the boy I was very much in love with knowing I was. Fuck you, you sad fake bitch. I was so right ending our friendship when I did! Thank god you’re skinny so you can still feel superior to the rest of us. Haha. Pathetic.

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…Relapses

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Insurance commercials. Go away Flo, you had a good run.

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And pharmaceutical commercials. “If you’re allergic to this medication, do not take it.” Really?

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Leaf blowers. Car alarms.

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The ‘Go Compare’ man on our insurance ads in the UK. Move along fella, let us be…

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All forced ads & commercials

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Also judgemental/intollerant people

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Car insurance warranty spam calls.

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Idiots! Petty behavior! Massless butt munches! Equipment that keeps breaking!

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I hope that helps and I’m sorry you’re having a shitty day. People suck.

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Not even being able to stand from so many GOD DAMN banana peels :joy:

It’s all good. Life happens

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FAKE ASS PEOPLE!!! I HATE FAKE F****** PEOPLE!!! GUY AT WORK DOES ALL THIS COMMUNITY SERVICE…AND THEN IS RUDE AND NASTY TO ME AND DOES EVERYTHING HE CAN TO MAKE ME MISERABLE, UNPROVOKED. UGH. HE NEEDS TO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
I’m glad we have this thread. ugh.

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What’s his address? I’ll order 20 takeaways to his house tonight :grin:

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