The price opticians charge for glasses! No thanks, I’d rather be blind!
Having to shave my legs. Come on winter! 
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Cravings yes
Being able to rent a flat in London for £1,200 no problem, but be refused a mortgage with a monthly rate at £850 because according to their fucking calculator “it will be a stretch to my finances”.
People who chew with open mouth.
Rasists, homophobes and sexists.
Guys cat-calling girls in the street thinking it’s a cool way to impress their mates and the girls who actually love it and giggle.
Work colleague who pretends to be friendly and helpful only to get promotion to a team leader position but who would sell your ass in 5 seconds if it would suit them.
Autotune in modern “music” making every singer sound like they are trapped in an elevator covered in tin foil.
People who brag about their one-night stands.
Tins with no ring pulls.
Drivers constantly honking in the traffic gridlock, knowing that the car in front of them have absolutely no fucking chance of moving anywhere.
Crying toddlers covered in snot.
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This made me shudder, screw those goblins 
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Screw them all indeed 
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Some might argue I still am
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I second Mosquitoes. They get bad here in the summer.
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My wife being on call for federal jury duty in Phoenix, which is 2 plus hours away. The whole month of September. 
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I agree Journey1, I have only eaten rabbit once and the bugger just about kicked me eyes out of my head. lol
Selfish lovers
Wasps
Zoom calls
Fuckboys
Texas heat
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Mean people
Lying
People who constantly need to make noise
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Quora spamming emails from several different email addresses even though you’ve only read one article
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People who always complain, never do any work or offer a solution can fastly and forever fuck right off
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Spiders 
Rain
Council tax
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The neighbor that yells at my kids for laughing while jumping on the trampoline, when her friggin dog barks at us every time we step outside. F right off, lady.
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The clogged jet on my snowblower’s carburetor can fuck right off.
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The first 50 years of my life.
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Cannibals, zombies, people who work in slaughterhouses, lightning, unusually large hornets. Top of my list though - people who think a loaf of bread is worth £3.50 because they use the word “artisan”!!! Yep, anything artisan can fuck right off!
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My constantly cold fucking hands and fingers.
How is anyone going to know if I’m dead 
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