Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

Yah I’m canceling plans and not leaving my house! We are in a winter storm warning and snow has started to fall on top of the ice. An expected 11 inches in the next 24 hours. I keep hearing dumb big trucks going way too fast and skidding down my road (they can fro too)

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Fuck, das ist echt beschissener Eisregen und Blitzeis :scream:
Please stay at home and stay healthy!

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Definitely not recommendable to be on the sidewalks for elderly people here. Roads first. Then, maybe sidewalks if you are lucky.

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Ankle break city :snowflake:

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I am boiling. I am so angry already. My f*** ex-boss asked the colleague I liked the least for my number. What for? I know. Because I claimed money my company still owes me and I think he asked for the money after I left so now he will be so sorry that unfortunately they cannot give me the money. Fuck him :face_with_symbols_over_mouth::exploding_head::rage::boom: the perspective of him calling me makes me sick. He didn’t even said goodbye when I left the company on my last day.

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Depression.
Bodyimage / ED.
Addiction.

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The HOA. And mornings.

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What did Mumford and sons do? :pleading_face:

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image

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That’s pretty cold :grin: :cold_face:
For us Europeans - 12,7 degrees

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People who have no personal accountability FRO

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Yeah but you gotta see - it wasn’t their fault!

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Can Fuck Right Off: depression.
Can Fuck Right On: sober coping skills.
(can y’all tell I’m proud I forced my defeatist ass on the unloved rowing machine and blasted some Beyonce and now I am less dead in the eyes?) :sweat_smile:

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People who cannot park in between the lines can f**k right off. I take my husband in for surgery today and this is what I came out to. II’ll have to get in from the passenger side. I was cursing this mofo out so loud, it echoed through the parking garage. Not that the person was around to hear me but it felt good to get it off my chest. If I was still in active addiction, I would have opened my door with full force, leaving a nice dent. Cursing rather than damaging is progress, right?
My car is on the left and we’re both backed into the spaces.

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Two things:

  • Bus drivers without patience :expressionless:
    A mom with her son wanted to enter the bus, the bus driver closed the door while the kid wanted to enter and he got hurt (only a little, nothing bad).
  • Patients who want an appointment THIS YEAR. This is our last week this year and I really try to be calm and friendly on the phone, but some people!? :roll_eyes::rage:
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We had it this morning :pleading_face: It started raining while I was already safe at the train station. But the way from the train station to my office was dangerous af, ice everywhere.

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Drives me mental too (is this a car pun?).
Pure ignorance and lack of consideration.

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Migraines…and treatment that stopped working for them. Need to try something different.

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Sorry to hear this, your struggle with migraines is so long. I wish you could find the cause.

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Crappy weather coming for the days we want to start our vacation. Ugh!!

Oh wait, I’m lucky that I get a vacation. Never mind. I’m not gonna complain much more. :sob:

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