Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

Strange behavior for sure and LAZY to boot. Sorry it turned out to be such a dud but glad that you did not engage with him any further - you deserve so much better!

Lazy people that expect others to do all the work can FRO

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Haha I know that (and I’m sure many others do too). The worst is when you get up and stumble to the bathroom in the dark and somewhere on the way you stub your toe :joy:

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Siiiighhh all these “Waschlappen”
these days! :rofl:

Sending female power :heavy_heart_exclamation::rose::muscle:t2:

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This one wasn’t even a Waschlappen, this was a Klappspaten :roll_eyes::joy:
TY for the female power :kissing_heart:

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Dried out nostrils that require lotion to ease the pain.

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And again…
Guy not being able to make a fix time for tomorrow morning :exploding_head:

Nooooo… I won’t be ready for you the whole day as I have nothing else to do in my life!
What?!

Just FRO!
You are NOT meeting my standards at all.

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He realy send a message "sorry I am not able to fix it now, I won’t be able to tell until tomorrow.

Lol! Realy lol!

If you are not able to do so for a first date, what the hell will you be able to in the future?!

I just said bye you don’t meet my standards and wished a happy life!

FRO

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I can relate so so much Julia :weary::people_hugging:

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This can fro

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Entitled old folks that think they can boss me around and then call me rude. It’s like I told you f2f old bespandexed man not from Berlin, you the past and you need to fuck right outta my face! Learn some manners re your fellow cyclists you pathetic bitch.

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Dickhead ex partner who thinks he knows it all yet knows nothing can fuck right off n when he gets there he can fuck off a bit more :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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My lack of appetite lately and motivation to cook/prepare food and eat can FRO.

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Relapses can fuck off! I’ve relapsed on two different things in the past 12 hours (shopping and grazing).

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Just feeling outta sorts can FRO

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This is fricking gold! :gem:

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Being over 50 and trying to get back into the job market.

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The person who says all the right things so they can buy more time to use you.

Those people, them, all of them can fxck right off!

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When a seller on Vinted (second hand clothing) thinks it’s ok to send an unlaundered item which smells like an armpit.

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ooh just reading that made me gag - i’m sorry and yes that seller can FRO

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People who repeatedly ask you: “ARE YOU OK???” while you are choking.

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