Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

Hopefully humor appreciated at this time “When it rains hard the earth shakes”

Be safe.

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Yes, and it did BOTH those things! :grin:

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When you get told that your employer didn’t pay the rent for your apartment on time. Shame. Wtf. Where is the hole I can hide in. :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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The “woke”.
They make me mega :roll_eyes: :roll_eyes: :roll_eyes: :roll_eyes: :roll_eyes: :roll_eyes:

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^Wow, I earned my “first emoji badge” and ive been here for a long while.
thought that was funny

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The lady that is at the walking trail each morning and ignores my Good morning. It’s so rude!!! And it’s not like she doesn’t hear me. She looks me dead in the face and just doesn’t say anything back.

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That sucks. Had plenty of people like this here in the apartment building when I crossed them in the hallway :unamused:

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I once worked with a really unhappy person. You could feel anger when you stood next to her. So I made up a totally fictional backstory in my head about her having a super attractive Latin lover at home which was why she was so unhappy leaving her house.

I didn’t make her any nicer to work with or improve our relationship in any way but it made my heart happy when I saw her.

If you work up a backstory let me know. Until then she can FRO but don’t let her get you down.

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I need to save this trick :sweat_smile:

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It’s a fun trick for dealing with grumpy people. :smiley:

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This trick is absolutely hillarious! Oh I steal it and try :blush::sunflower: Thanks!!!

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Thank you for this :joy::joy::joy: You made me laugh first thing in the morning!! I’m gonna have to steal this. I don’t want to make up my own story :joy: So latin lover for this grumpy lady. I think it will make me chuckle instead of how she pisses me off now. I find it just so rude and it ruins my entire walk :expressionless:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

My thoughts are going wild! @TrustyBird

I have 2 funny versions for 2 grumpy people now. :smiley::smiley::smiley:

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My fantasy guy for her was named Eduardo and he was devastatingly handsome. Go nuts. I can almost guarantee you’ll smile every time you see her from now on.

She’s angry because she can’t bear to be apart from him for even one hour.

I’m glad I gave you a laugh. :joy:

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Honestly, I probably will smile every time I see her cause I’ll think of you and then her latin lover :joy: You really made my morning and night Em!! Thank you so much.

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Yesterday was my big 53.

So, indigestion can FRO.

I don’t regret it ha ha ha

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No speed limit on German highways. If you have low blood pressure come and drive here. :face_with_symbols_over_mouth::zipper_mouth_face:

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So many things today that can FRO:

Poor quality army cookhouse food, it is astonishing how much oil one piece of fish can absorb, work incredibly hard all day on the lowest possible level of nutrition (not the chefs fault they can only cook what they are given)

Poor leadership, the boss goes last he doesnt deprive others of a unique opportunity to please himself.

People who dominate the planning of a task, completly balls it up then expect me to fix it for them.

Lazy people who decide not to deliver on their promises resulting in me not having the kit i need to deliver to my maximum

That feels better!

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This can FRO! It’s been this way all week. I’m not cut out for this.

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