Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

Just for Fun
1996

People who have to over-explain things.

Long after you have acknowledged the person that you fully understand and they have made their point explicitly clear, they still continue to elaborate what they just said and go on and on. Makes you feel like you’re an embicile.

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1997

Hormonal migraine… I’m staying in bed today :sob::weary:

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1998

My 16 weeks old Tendonitis on both hands in addition with a tooth extraction…

These painkillers doesn’t know where to effect smh…

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1999

People who have no experience but still try to give you advice

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2000

Amen to that! Advice giving is generally not a great idea, especially unsolicited, but when it comes from a place of no experience with the issue, that’s a huge pet peeve.

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2001

Hate that. I’ve learned a couple methods.

  1. Ignore them, don’t contribute to the conversation, exit. People like that love the attention, if they aren’t getting it from you, they will move on to share their “wisdom” with the next victim.
    Or 2. If I feel like stirring shit and messing with someone. Ask questions. Ask all the questions. Then I get to annoy them more than they are annoying me because are not supposed to question their brilliance. :joy: They usually end up exiting the conversation for you. Lol
    ***Method 2 has to be deployed carefully. Some people will pull answers out of their ass, then it backfires on you. In the words of Mark Twain- “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.”
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2002

You see Ray, here’s what you should do in that scenario… :joy::joy:

I secretly love when someone on here gives you sobriety advice. Your “try a meeting, wish you well” shows your patience. Happy sober day to you Ray.

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2003

Standing on Lego.

Barefooted!

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2005

HAAAA!!! Made me chuckle.
Fair play to you @vagabond

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2006

A resounding “OUCH!!!” :persevere:

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2007

Fetynol!!!

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2008

Assholes. But I do love everyone.

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2009

Technology can help you - but you have to control IT, not let it control YOU.

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2010

That shitty little piece of plastic on the corner of the ham slices that says ‘peel me’ that NEVER peels!! Fucking do one!!!

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2011

Your post made me laugh louder than I should!!! :joy: I had the same this morning, needed a knife to open the plastic :smiling_imp:

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2012

:laughing: well…it pissed me off lol, i have a ‘thing’ in general about things not working as theyre supposed to… .dont even get me started on cornedbeef tins :rofl:

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2013

Mee too! I can go crazy when I have to fumble with things that don’t work like they should :joy: Especially when it’s the last can of catfood that would not open :see_no_evil:

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2014

Or how about that inner plastic lining in boxes of cereal? Hard to tear those apart without it raining corn flakes all over your kitchen floor. :tired_face:

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2015

For “Things that can BLEEP off” I’d have to say exactly that: Things.

Things are ephemeral and mean 100%, absolutely-and-exactly, NOTHING.

Give me more of:

  • less stuff
  • people I love
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2016

As the saying goes: “Less is more”. :+1:

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