Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

:laughing: well…it pissed me off lol, i have a ‘thing’ in general about things not working as theyre supposed to… .dont even get me started on cornedbeef tins :rofl:

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Mee too! I can go crazy when I have to fumble with things that don’t work like they should :joy: Especially when it’s the last can of catfood that would not open :see_no_evil:

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Or how about that inner plastic lining in boxes of cereal? Hard to tear those apart without it raining corn flakes all over your kitchen floor. :tired_face:

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For “Things that can BLEEP off” I’d have to say exactly that: Things.

Things are ephemeral and mean 100%, absolutely-and-exactly, NOTHING.

Give me more of:

  • less stuff
  • people I love
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As the saying goes: “Less is more”. :+1:

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PIZZA BURN!!! :hot_face: The roof of my mouth is now blistered from biting into the molten lava of sauce and bubbling cheese last night.

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Flip side of people who give advice when they don’t know what here talking about?? It’s the ASKholes , people who ask for advice and then Argue with you about the advice you give.

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LOVE SICK NESS MY GOOOOD:

I’m going to have to write this here as long as it hurts guys.

FRO. suffering gushy smushy yearny fiery extortionately sad punchy powerful useless painful heart stuff. ARGH! Idk If I’m being poisoned or purified. man. how to make this emoji bigger: :broken_heart:! :boar:!

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:broken_heart:

Putting it on its own line.

And also of course come here! Feeling awful can definitely FRO!
:people_hugging: my friend

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Oh ive been there and i feel your pain, massive hugs from me lady :people_hugging:

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So sorry Faugxh
It totally can FRO!

Well put…either way the pain is the same. Many hugs and loads of comfort as your heart heals.
:people_hugging::people_hugging::heart:

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Bosses that make the rules up as they go and don’t apply them to all employees. It is called Discrimination! There are only 4 of us! We all see what you are doing…we know…it’s obvious, you crazy !@#$% !

Happy Friday, y’all! May the the crazy bosses stay far from you today!:hugs::heart::kissing_heart:

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This ingrown fingernail! Hurts like get out every time I just touch anything. Hard to deal with when I work with my hands all day.

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Flies :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: No matter the size. Annoying af

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I know, no politics but “racistic comments” in the supermarket on Friday morning can realy FRO! And that’s why I raised my voice. Fuckers.

If this has to be flagged,
it has to be flagged. Sorry.

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When you spend your one day off this week cleaning the house and you hear your husband walking though all the areas of the house eating very crunchy chips. Fuck right off with that.

Edited to add bolts of depression that make you unhappy with everything. They can FRO too.

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Awww, sorry @Faugxh but your post made me laugh out loud! LET IT OUT

:smiling_imp::triumph::broken_heart::face_vomiting:

Been there, yesss it can fuck right off, feeling with you :people_hugging::people_hugging::people_hugging::people_hugging::people_hugging:

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apologies that sound like repeatedly yelling the word “sorry” while making excuses and trying to make you feel bad for bringing anything up. especially when you’re not dealing with a child but a fully grown adult.

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Men who don’t accept a No…the only thing you are is creepy, that’s all.

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Today I’m the one to scream into the void … FUUUUUCK OOOOFFFFFFFFF damit fucking heart hops when talking to the ex about where the ready to heat firewood is. naganaganaga grrrr :triumph: brain to heart: shut the fuck up and enjoy your cozy life wich is soooo much better without him.
ok, that helped. fit over. :woman_in_lotus_position:

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