My desire for it to FRO was more about the crumbs I was imagining falling on my freshly cleaned floors but I hear you about gum people. There is something so very un-self aware about an open mouthed gum chewer.
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My wife is a gum chomper. It’s worse inside the car…like having a 12 year-old girl in the car. Makes me want to blow my brains out. But, for the sake of marital peace, I suffer in silence.
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That’s a good choice 
I don’t really tell anyone about it bc I don’t want anyone to think that they’re bothering me. But of course all my exes knew. It definitely put a slight strain on certain situations bc they didn’t understand I truly can’t control it, besides just walking away.
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Humans. The train was already packed, BUT NOOO those 10 people HAD to squeeze in too. I ran out and walked home just to experience the same in the grocery store.
I HATE grocery shopping right before a holiday because of humans standing everywhere in my way, chatting.
I’m calm… I’m calm… I’m home now. I won’t touch one thing, I ordered food already. Yes I know I wanted to stop that but damn…
@erntedank okay wow 
I’d like to put at least 2 of my exes there too. They can grill together like a group of rotisserie chicken.
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This 
made me laugh way too loud 
Now I can’t get the picture out of my brain and they rotate and grill … Hillarious!
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When you want to grab a container of milk out of the refrigerated section at the grocery store, but there’s a person in front of you who is just standing there pondering…
contemplating…
debating…
thinking…
Look, it’s MILK!!! It all comes out of a cow. Just pick one already!! 
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It’s been said before, but migraines can FRO!
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I’m right there with ya! Headaches can all fuck off. I’ve been waking up with them waaaay too often lately. They suck!!
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Asking if the sauce is made with flour and getting the excited answer: no, we use starch.
Yeah, well, thanks then.
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My problem yesterday was the lady and basket In front of the cheese. Let’s face it more choices are not for the stupid.
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Hilarious!!
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This heat! Just when it was cooling down and getting nice and Fall-like, now it’s Summer again! Stupid weather.
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Neighbors who I tried warming up to only to have it backfire worse than if I had just acted like they do not exist. Maybe it’s me…I dunno.
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When open cupboard door meets head and when you want to slam it in anger and pain it won’t work due to the no noise , slowly closing mechanism 
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Humans odore 
I can smell bad vibes!
Please stay natural and spraid a good energy.
Especially chewing gum and parfum can damn fucking FRO
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I’m with you on the gum thing, especially people who chomp on it loudly…the crackling and popping, the sound of saliva squishing around inside their mouths. Can’t stand it.
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Me i can fro!
Or more specifically the part of my brain that see’s things and decides i need them. I’m currently fighting an internal battle not to spend a lot of money on a pair of boots. I wouldn’t mind but i have a ridiculous amount of boots and can only wear one pair at a time.
For the sake of my masculinity they are army boots not some funky disco wear.
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Not knowing whether you’re needy or righteously high expectationed. FRO self-doubting…
@Mark5 give it two weeks. If you still want them, go for them. Combat or disco. Works for both.
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Having to work on Sundays is starting to really suck! I want to be with my family today. 
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