This 
made me laugh way too loud 
Now I can’t get the picture out of my brain and they rotate and grill … Hillarious!
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When you want to grab a container of milk out of the refrigerated section at the grocery store, but there’s a person in front of you who is just standing there pondering…
contemplating…
debating…
thinking…
Look, it’s MILK!!! It all comes out of a cow. Just pick one already!! 
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It’s been said before, but migraines can FRO!
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I’m right there with ya! Headaches can all fuck off. I’ve been waking up with them waaaay too often lately. They suck!!
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Asking if the sauce is made with flour and getting the excited answer: no, we use starch.
Yeah, well, thanks then.
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My problem yesterday was the lady and basket In front of the cheese. Let’s face it more choices are not for the stupid.
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Hilarious!!
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This heat! Just when it was cooling down and getting nice and Fall-like, now it’s Summer again! Stupid weather.
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Neighbors who I tried warming up to only to have it backfire worse than if I had just acted like they do not exist. Maybe it’s me…I dunno.
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When open cupboard door meets head and when you want to slam it in anger and pain it won’t work due to the no noise , slowly closing mechanism 
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Humans odore 
I can smell bad vibes!
Please stay natural and spraid a good energy.
Especially chewing gum and parfum can damn fucking FRO
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I’m with you on the gum thing, especially people who chomp on it loudly…the crackling and popping, the sound of saliva squishing around inside their mouths. Can’t stand it.
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Me i can fro!
Or more specifically the part of my brain that see’s things and decides i need them. I’m currently fighting an internal battle not to spend a lot of money on a pair of boots. I wouldn’t mind but i have a ridiculous amount of boots and can only wear one pair at a time.
For the sake of my masculinity they are army boots not some funky disco wear.
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Not knowing whether you’re needy or righteously high expectationed. FRO self-doubting…
@Mark5 give it two weeks. If you still want them, go for them. Combat or disco. Works for both. 
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Having to work on Sundays is starting to really suck! I want to be with my family today. 
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I got cussed out By an old lady for just barging into the single bathroom with a broken lock. I said hello and she cussed at me to lock the fuking door next time and i said why don’t you just fuking knock next time. The doctors office kicked her out of the facility as she was only the designated driver for another patient. She can FRO
YES, not my proudest moment this week
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headache and nightmares. this is a brutal combination.
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Businesses that are consistently closed during the hours they have advertised they should be open.
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That would be super annoying. I get people that come in to my business and complain that we don’t have the hours listed on the door. We reply that they are listed online. We are in a technologically advanced age now, people. Get with the times.
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People who don’t tip or are rude when they go out to eat (don’t go out to eat if youre going to be an ass).
Car dealerships that screw you over
The audacity that my brain wakes up before my alarm 
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