Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 2)

Sweating and freezing simultaneously on different parts of the body can FRO.

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Testing a new pool location near work.
Paying 4 Euro for 1 hour, additionaly 15 minutes will cost each 50 centā€¦

Entering toilets smelling like shit LOL.
Shit and something ultra uglyā€¦

Entering the pool, that is only 20% lighted at all, seeing lint and undefined things floating aroundā€¦

Trying to smash some lanes and there are 3 ones FREE! 2 girls playing at the other end and jumpingā€¦ Using all 3 lanes. Lolā€¦ And a MF lifeguard not giving a shit? Although it might be obviously that there is someone trying to do some sports? Uhhhh FRO!

As well as the other lifeguard twinkling at me when leaving! FRO He watched this situation 20 minutes!

Hygiene deficit in this expensive location FRO!

Didnā€™t need any extra 15 minutes and this was the first and the last time this location has seen me! :zipper_mouth_face:

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Urgh. To be really honest that sounds like my local community gym that I do use. I once found a corn on the cob in the changing room. I just crack on and hope for the best. :smirk::woozy_face::woozy_face:

Hope you find something better.

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Assembly instructions can! All of them.

Oh, and tech support emails too.

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Telephone menus that tell me I can find information on the website, or the app. I know that. Iā€™m calling because what I need is not on your website or your app. :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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Omg, I hate that shit! Iā€™ve been putting off a few phone calls for that exact reason. They send you in circles and you still donā€™t get the answer! I usually just say ā€˜live representativeā€™ over and over until I get one :rofl:

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Same! Sometimes, it also works to press zero even when that is not listed as an optionā€¦ :point_down:

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Entropy and itā€™s fucking consequences in my flat.

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Yeah, and then they tell you that all their representatives are busy. Please stay on the line. :tired_face:

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Southern California is having another gnarly heat wave again, and the A/C in my truck just went on the fritz this morning. Been sweltering in the heat and sucking exhaust fumes from the road all day. Not a happy camper right now.

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Thereā€™s been multiple times Iā€™ve stayed on the line for 30+ minutes and end up getting hung up on :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: That can truly FRO!

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Fuck diabetes and hormones and this nice mix together.

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Paying Ā£1.50 for half a lime cordial can fuck right off . Iā€™ll just have the water thanks

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Lack of confidence!

Going over to a friendā€™s house to tune their antique piano today and Iā€™m scared Iā€™m going to mess something up. :hushed:

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How did it turn out?

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Actually really well, thanks. Nothing went wrong. They were pretty happy. Now I have a return customer. Feeling pretty good :+1: right now.


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Thatā€™s a beautiful antique piano indeed! :star_struck:

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Before I decide if someone can FRO, I just wanted to ask some input from yā€™all:

I have agreed to have some work done on the HVAC system in my home before winter comes. As usual, the supplier has asked for 50% deposit, for which I handed over a check 14 days ago. The check was deposited and cleared the very next day and I have called them twice since to see if they have scheduled a start date yet, but I am not getting any response from them.

Is this weird or am I unnecessarily anxious and impatient about it?

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Sounds weird, sorry to say so! :persevere:

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Not weird at all. Iā€™d be phoning them every 10 minutes until I get a response. If they are a reputable company, there should have been a service scheduled as soon as that cheque was deposited and cleared with a receipt and work order emailed right away. Or in most cases that arenā€™t costing an arm and a leg, work should be done before any payment rendered.

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