Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 2)

Sleeping through your alarm can FRO!!! :alarm_clock: :fearful: :scream:

I can even remember the last time I did this! It’s set for one hour before we leave for the bus stop. Plenty of time. I don’t even remember turning it off, but I must’ve or it would’ve kept going. Thank God I also set a 5 minute reminder just in case we lose track of time, or I fall back asleep on the couch(like my drinking days), bc that’s the one that woke me up! Not an ideal way to start the day :face_exhaling:

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Sweating and freezing simultaneously on different parts of the body can FRO.

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Testing a new pool location near work.
Paying 4 Euro for 1 hour, additionaly 15 minutes will cost each 50 cent…

Entering toilets smelling like shit LOL.
Shit and something ultra ugly…

Entering the pool, that is only 20% lighted at all, seeing lint and undefined things floating around…

Trying to smash some lanes and there are 3 ones FREE! 2 girls playing at the other end and jumping… Using all 3 lanes. Lol… And a MF lifeguard not giving a shit? Although it might be obviously that there is someone trying to do some sports? Uhhhh FRO!

As well as the other lifeguard twinkling at me when leaving! FRO He watched this situation 20 minutes!

Hygiene deficit in this expensive location FRO!

Didn’t need any extra 15 minutes and this was the first and the last time this location has seen me! :zipper_mouth_face:

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Urgh. To be really honest that sounds like my local community gym that I do use. I once found a corn on the cob in the changing room. I just crack on and hope for the best. :smirk::woozy_face::woozy_face:

Hope you find something better.

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Assembly instructions can! All of them.

Oh, and tech support emails too.

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Telephone menus that tell me I can find information on the website, or the app. I know that. I’m calling because what I need is not on your website or your app. :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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Omg, I hate that shit! I’ve been putting off a few phone calls for that exact reason. They send you in circles and you still don’t get the answer! I usually just say ‘live representative’ over and over until I get one :rofl:

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Same! Sometimes, it also works to press zero even when that is not listed as an option… :point_down:

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Entropy and it’s fucking consequences in my flat.

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Yeah, and then they tell you that all their representatives are busy. Please stay on the line. :tired_face:

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Southern California is having another gnarly heat wave again, and the A/C in my truck just went on the fritz this morning. Been sweltering in the heat and sucking exhaust fumes from the road all day. Not a happy camper right now.

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There’s been multiple times I’ve stayed on the line for 30+ minutes and end up getting hung up on :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: That can truly FRO!

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