Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!
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What did 50 cent do when he was hungry?
58.
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What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowntain.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk. 
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I used to be afraid of hurdles… but I got over it!
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Two cannibals are at a third cannibal’s funeral. The first cannibal says to the second cannibal “He was a good friend.” 
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Why did Bob name his dogs rolex and timex?
Watch dogs.
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