- I had to leave my cats behind when I moved out of country. I left them with a woman who they were familiar with, to a lovely home with a garden to play in. But I was always harsh on people who did something like that. I took my first cat with me overseas. This time the circumstances were about life and death but it is killing me. That is why I only help strays now.
- Man I don’t know… I felt like Brittney Spears 1-3 months ago coming off alcohol while doing school… hahahahaha. I’m a flake when it comes to TV.
- Any office job or kindergarden teacher. Lol.
- One night at the restaurant I was working at the expo was chasing me (I know very immature) and the mats were already pulled so I totally slipped on my butt/back and my pants ripped showing my front bottom (thanks @CaptAZ for sharing that video, can’t get it out of my head
lol).
Also I jumped really high on a trampoline, landed poorly, and rolled my ankle so hard it broke.
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Oooh that’s a good one!
Yes 🤦
And oh I’m sure, trust me I had some major flashbacks during your recovery lol*
*Sorry, that wasn’t funny per se, I can just relate 
- Jane from Jane the Virgin
- So so many, one that comes to mind is seeing someone I know, a musician singing in the middle of a crowded city centre walking past, saying hello and putting cash into their guitar case that wasn’t even where it usually would be when someone busks, saw a camera in front of me, the entire time they were filming a cover for their youtube channel, not busking… and I interrupted and gave them cash
You’re not invisible, don’t settle.
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@anon34614660
This is so good. Thank you for making me laugh so hard. I farted and peed in my pants but thank God I am a homebody, so I went and got cleaned up. Lol. I have broken a table when I blacked out but not as embarrassing as leaving my sweethearts behind.
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- Home health care
(I wanted to be a meteorologist when I was little)
- My past relationship taught me to trust your instincts
Such a good lesson
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- Instant gratification is hardly ever worth it
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- That thing/machine that removes salt from water lol, soap (yes), crowbar, bug spray, needles (I’m a nurse) and some kind of weapon… would need advice on this.
- All the food, all the weapons, all my family, @Yoda-Stevie, and all of his family so he is more inclined to come lol
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- Narcissistic personality disorder. It changed my life. Now I understand.
I think about what to plant in my garden when I am bymyself.
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No not at all! I got awkward and TMI then deleted 
Ok, I’m back! What did I miss?
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- Anything to kill myself asap.