@discobot joke
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Sorry in advance:
Wife got her test results back. We thought she had tourettes syndrome. Tests were negative
Turns out I am a C**T and she does want me to fuck off!
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I love dad jokes…my husband is full of them😁
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Why shouldn’t you wear Ukrainian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout
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This guy comes home after a long days work and as he is walking up to the front door, he sees a snail 
on the walkway. He hates snails, so he picks it up and chucks it in to the woods.
A few days later, the man comes home and see a snail on the walk way, so he picks it up and as he is about the chuck it, the snail says, “Hey, why did you throw me!?!”.
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